Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
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Top comments
klutzyduck1 24
You have to admit this is one of those cute funny moments, I hope you laughed instead of acting pissed. Enjoy it, you can't change it.
nolife77 0
aww poor her :( must of been so embarrassing!!!!
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Comments (113)
nolife77 0
aww poor her :( must of been so embarrassing!!!!
shovels 0
18, Oh, I be digging... ya get it?
emmybabexxx 0
^ Haha nice one! (:
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
What's brown and sticky? A stick
dolphincheddar 10
looks like somebody needs make out lessons
cmfh88 0
well look at it this way; now she basically has to sleep with you.
OffTJHook3r 2
40 fyl for shooting that pathetic beast
fmlham 0
that's the smallest buck I have ever seen. whats ur deal
muffinman1 0
To get her back he can get what he wants, ask to show her something outside, and run in and lock your door.
SomeFMLPerson 0
She must have been in a sticky situation...
NeilGnR 0
#93, hmm... stolen from another FML, wow.
jimmyjamesyall 4
Lol "must of". Yay America!
klutzyduck1 24
You have to admit this is one of those cute funny moments, I hope you laughed instead of acting pissed. Enjoy it, you can't change it.
lbumbblebee 5
Yeah, I agree.
daisyloo 7
I agree, you could be laughing at that for years if you stay together:)
athena3100 9
65- that is such a fail cartwheel... or what ever the **** that it is.
ak2580 0
that must have been so embarrassing and cute at the same time ;)
josette18 4
thats so true!
yozakura06 2
I agree with what you said Its the small things that keep people together
SaniK 17
Why is it a cute moment when a girl does it but the worst crime possible if a guy accidentally did that?
jobsman99 0
did you still have sex? did you get at least a ******** out of it? you could have moved the gum to your penis where she could spend a lot of time there.
JesusFishTaco 5
You know, I could point out that it's stuck in his hair and he can't willingly move it to his penis. And I kinda just did. But let's say I didn't and enjoy the joke anyway.
KiddNYC1O 22
Epic buzzkill, #10. Are you proud?
JesusFishTaco 5
You know it.
maddie2015 0
wow...that's...wow.
tonsta28 4
mmmm minty fresh
Bluesheep_fml 4
That's gross :S
Lexi_Ray 5
atleast she tried to remove it, she could of just left it there
Mr_Saikaly 35
lol I hope the gum was removed at the end
Mr_Saikaly 35
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user115 0
yeah... maybe spit out the gum BEFORE.... or this will happen to another :/
proxxX069069 7
yeahh she tried at least. lol
Ugi 27
You would have thought she might be able to bin her gum before getting stuck into you. Nice.
Efil4zaggin_fml 4
smack that mudabitch
ninjaniki 0
you have a hairy neck?
Xathanos 16
Hairy is always better than red..
nateiztite 5
he probably had long hair and it got stuck in the tip happened to me before:/
wooiekid 0
ain't nothin wrong with a redneck if that's what you suggestin
Grimmerie 31
no urr, ain't nuthin wrong wid a redneck. come on billy bob, yer cuzzin erma ain't gonna wait in the bedroom all day.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Nowhere does it say that OP is a man.
iBilal 0
10TH I AM NOT COOL