Today, my trunk froze shut with my Christmas presents inside. Since it was still shut, I went to the store. When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open. All of my gifts were gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I was driving into work in my hubby’s truck. It’s his pride and joy. I managed to both get a flat tire and lock my keys inside the truck at a gas station, with my face mask also inside. Oh, and it’s 19 degrees. At least it’s sunny. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
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Charleybelle 14
Someone probably just tried harder to open it than you did
love_me_electric 20
Or maybe this happened a couple days ago but was just posted now?
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Comments (42)
Harpy20 24
Tax-deductable donation?
oj101 33
Christmas presents? Isn't it a little late already? Unless you're buying 362 days in advance.
love_me_electric 20
Or maybe this happened a couple days ago but was just posted now?
Kilv 13
I think he meant the presents he received.
sens3sfailing 25
I am confused as to if they popped out of the car as he drove and went onto the road or as he was in the store and they got stolen.
sabrina1212 2
#2 is obviously being sarcastic guys.
The1CalledGOAT 11
23- he popped the trunk but it wouldnt open because of the ice, so he went into the store and when he got back the ice melted so the trunk opened and people took the presents in the trunk.... there, clarified.
asb818 14
#24 is obviously being obvious
lenamartinovic 13
I celebrate Christmas on January 7th.
awesomeman10 6
Coinicidence? I think not.
astralvagan 20
That sucks... But perhaps you should have been more careful.
Charleybelle 14
Someone probably just tried harder to open it than you did
Homer1975 14
yes,someone tried to open it hard than him
sens3sfailing 25
*looks around suspiciously* ooookay? Point of the reply waaaaas what exactly?
testestestes123 4
Are you retarded?
Shadowvoid 33
No, if i were to guess, her english needs a brush up though.
pattycakes66 2
With a blow-torch?
BeccaHugs 17
Even if you couldn't get it opened all the way you still should have made sure it was shut before you went into the store. In our world these days theft isn't all that shocking and uncommon anymore.
False_Stupidity 42
I believe that the OP mentions that his trunk was still shut, or at least he thought so.
Pleonasm 36
Daylight thaw-berry
AugustBurnsToast 14
Aw what a grinch. :/
pradip 26
Santa bought a truck load of gifts. He was already late, had no time to distribute them, so he left them open, lets grab it.
lambda_fml 40
erm... so you're implying that OP is infact Santa Claus?
OrangeKnife 10
Well, That's gonna be a hard to explain story on Christmas. :| sorry bro
chunkalicious 7
On Christmas? Either he's a time traveler or he's gonna have to remember his story for the next 361 days.