Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Malaysia
Harmless, huh?
Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Username
United States
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
youknowwhatitis
Australia
Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
Brie
United States
Freakout
Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
furball
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
violated ._.
United States
Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML
Top comments
Dezi_Chan 0
Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO
Jimboom 12
I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P
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Comments (220)
Pixie333 6
Ummm... Ok...?
atticuz 2
IN THE FACE
priscilla_28 5
nahh in the a**
voodoopandaa 0
that is pretty awesome : )
priscilla_28 5
It would have been so rad so see!
voodoopandaa 0
agreed
JacksonCampbell 9
you... probably deserved it.
Blacksabbath211 9
walrus win!!!!
W3BD3V 0
Amazing!!!!!!! hahaha I would be spreading the word, that's one of the most random things I've ever heard!
lilmissy1290 0
that's epic!! idk if this is an fml or a ydi.. but either way it's funny
mmmrabies 0
video... Or it didn't happen D:
okieraider71 4
FAKE-- No human to animal contact is allowed in any zoo or theme park. You would have had 10 lawyers come to your rescue if it was allowed.
pandora_spocks 0
yes! this. and ty for making me lol.
pandora_spocks 0
no. not that. there's actually not laws that prevent this. I mean, ffs, haven't you heard of swimming with dolphins? petting zoos? *sigh*
Simplyjulie 0
Rofl!!! that's a bit funny :(
BenD0VER 0
This reminds me of when my fatass girlfriend bitch-slapped me. j/k - "I don't do fat chicks."
bubbarific 0
POW!!!! Right in the Kisser!
BabyDacey 0
so?
killerpenguin4 9
you got lucky it wasn't a penguin they're crazy
iSitt 0
put it on YouTube
EllOfficial 6
this is why I love sea creatures <3
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Do you have a giant flipper print on your face. GOO GOO G'JOOB!
OhWowFYLindeed 0
#6 I thought of The Hangover when I read your comment. xD OP- You got pwned.
getsuga97 0
this may b
hypezster 0
this is goin sound odd but I'll love for that to happen to me lol
956TXking 0
★★★★★
rallets 23
i think it is from the hangover NOT UP IN HERE!!!
crimsongetsu 0
are u stupid??? thaz a super win!
priscilla_28 5
#80 haha Family Guy♥ :)
M4V3R1CKR13 0
da walrus was like BOOM HEADSHOT!!! BIATCH!!! haha lol
ohhmyjeez 0
ahahah pwnd. :D
BlaqMetal13 0
He thought you stole his bukkit
uthinkurfunny 0
he thought u were stealin his bucket :p
JohnGraveline 0
Made me lol.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
first!
pvthill 0
penguins are ninjas
schnitzel5 0
gahahahahhahahahhhhahahhhhahaghhahahahahahahahahahahashagashahahauahayghauaghhahhahahahahhahahahahahahHahahahahahahahaha
gothrockerkid 0
lmao family guy!!!
BrutalFbomb 5
ownd
S0_Fricken_CUtE 0
haha. u must have been "stealing his bucket". For those of u who have the funny pics app on ur iPod, u know what I mean
McCamryn123 0
ummm jealous(;
leadrunner751 3
bahahahahaha. made my day!
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
hahahahahah lol
hahaha420 0
Boom Head Shot
chocolatepr 4
exactly what i was gonna put. lol
chocolatepr 4
exactly what i was gonna put.
Rowdey 10
All replies to this comment are stupid.
Dezi_Chan 0
Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO
priscilla_28 5
Aww now I feel like seeing Shamu. :( haha Reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode with the clam and the peanut.
edgarforeverRIP 0
It was an oyster. Get it right.
priscilla_28 5
buh jeezuz, my bad. My point being it was funny :)
DarkHelmet 10
did the walrus say "I'm Rick James Bitch" afterwards? and on a side note I agree with #51's shirt
crazykunuklildoo 0
u got knocked the fk out!
private21 0
I think you made this up how the hell can u get bitch slapped by a walrus that's so stupid
GhettoMaverick 0
what does comment moderated even mean? every person that posts that just sounds like an idiotic assclown
FFML_314 12
Lol, it means the moderaters moderated the comment, because it didn't follow the rules. They certainly didn't post that.
Freeze_fml 17
Someone above here sounds like an idiotic assclown for sure.
FFML_314 12
I don't think I've ever seen an idiot assclown, or heard of one for that matter. This is new to me!
voodoopandaa 0
38- I love your picture haha : )
FFML_314 12
Count your blessings that it wasn't a whale tail. Don't get so close to the walrus' OP!
pvthill 0
ok op u were bitch slapped by a walrus did he use powder...and is he considered ur pimp now
pvthill 0
lol wat are the rules lol I been cussing like a mofo
Jimboom 12
I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P
priscilla_28 5
Aren't walrus' the mammals with the biggest penis? *50 First Dates refrence :)* By the way... I wasn't aware that that was the noise they made.
pvthill 0
how much is she going for these days ...do I get a fml discount
ManPlus911 0
Jimboom fails for wrong lyrics.
Jimboom 12
Sorry, I just wrote it how I always thought it sounded to me. Never actually looked up the lyrics to know any different. Still, I think I got the point across even with slightly wrong lyrics. :-)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Whale penis = Dork.
duke_nukem_25299 0
No 11, they are the animal with the second largest penis.
cydnee 0
which one is the largest? lol. XD
fossilman 0
me
fossilman 0
*glares*
Rusalka 0
5, thank you for making me laugh even harder at this fml. Lol
ScratchCatPower 32
I am the Walrus by The Beatles! I love the Beatles.
pronounciations 5
hahahaha
priscilla_28 5
Did it hurt? :)
FriesWithASideOf 0
BA BA BA BITCHES.
Hannalea_fml 0
;D
allmidnighteyes 11
HAHAHAHA. Hawaii pwned
FYLDeep 26
Just bring BP with you next time. They know how to give nature a roundhouse kick. That'll teach them bitch-slapping walruses.
pvthill 0
o shut man u have me laughing so hard I'm crying
RezaDupontDC 0
me too #17--maybe he can plug the walrus?
BeeHappy_fml 0
f*ck man I'm dying too!! bahahahahahhahh!!