Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML
Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML
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Chunchunchun 3
That brother deserves to be punched in the stomach MUCH harder. Sometimes you can tell when a kid's gonna grow up to be an asshole...
Cinn_fml 23
Ow. Whilst I can understand your brother being upset about you 'stealing his mummy', how spoilt is he that he feels that it's ok to punch you in the stomach? Get better soon though, OP.
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Comments (158)
wriptidez 0
nip this in the bud no icecream for a week
1greatsk8er 0
yo, the exact same thing happened to me! only it was my teacher cause she didn't believe that I had it taken out
ItsJustMe17 9
ughh kids annoy me SO much when they do stuff like that!! not the punching thing but when they say stuff like "you took my mommy away" and physically hurt you because of something stupid like that!! I know they don't know any better, but it annoys me SO much
debbielushious 6
I despise children that think it's acceptable to behave that way.
tayylorbabezz_fml 0
id punch him in the stomach and say "thats for being a dumb twat" and i dont even care that hes four. he needs to learn his lesson.
jackthehoseless 2
punch that little shit in the face
madaoxsan 9
wtf is up with these kids...? I just read the FML where the girl's sister ripped out her eyebrow piercing, then this. I never thought I'd say this...but I'm starting to think that this whole policy of not spanking our kids are raising up a bunch of ******* horrors who will possibly turn the world into Thunderdome, on purpose. because it'll be "cool". Or they're just Nephilem. I would've never done some shit like that before.
Darkreign333 23
Been reading "Fallen?"
aigroeg 0
IrishJaneDoe:- You are ugly and you have NO idea what you are talking about..
Link5794 18
1911 3
your brother is a little ****.