Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML
Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML
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Chunchunchun 3
That brother deserves to be punched in the stomach MUCH harder. Sometimes you can tell when a kid's gonna grow up to be an asshole...
Cinn_fml 23
Ow. Whilst I can understand your brother being upset about you 'stealing his mummy', how spoilt is he that he feels that it's ok to punch you in the stomach? Get better soon though, OP.
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Comments (158)
Anjeluh 0
I had mine taken out, it was during school when my appendix started hurting until later that day at dinner which I couldn't ignore the pain. The week I came home my mom took me around with her doing errands until late. Our dogs kept on jumping all over me when i slept and when I was at Walmart, I sat on a bench that I thought had a back; I leaned backwards and fell off which ripped my stitches. it sucked. Plus since I was a gymnast for 12 years until last year, I still work out on my own and I still always feel the scar tissue...bleh.
moneypenny_fml 0
kick him in the face... he'll learn from that
TropicalTulipz 0
bitch slap that little douche before he becomes an even bigger douche.
kmcough12 0
I'm sorry that must kill. (the appendix part that is hahaha)
LAN1979 0
I hope your mom turned his rear end a nice shade of blue.
jeciboo 0
DUDE you took his mommy :/ Haha jk Sorry to hear
shocka_fml 4
beat the little kid
MitchellK 3
punch him back see how he likes it. also why is this in the love section?
88sforlife 0
They Dont Let You Out Just After Your Appendix Is Removed Lol
aro_29 0
Ccd
Lichinamo 33
What the **** does 'Catholic Children's District' have to do with this? I'm sorry, but that's the only definition of CCD that I know :/