Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML
Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML
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Chunchunchun 3
That brother deserves to be punched in the stomach MUCH harder. Sometimes you can tell when a kid's gonna grow up to be an asshole...
Cinn_fml 23
Ow. Whilst I can understand your brother being upset about you 'stealing his mummy', how spoilt is he that he feels that it's ok to punch you in the stomach? Get better soon though, OP.
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Comments (158)
Dramori 29
keel him slooooooow... with a spoon!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Been there a bit, OP. I got to ride in a low-slung stick shift through city rush hour traffic after a failed spinal fusion. Yowch. Luckily my weeks of recuperation were spent with a kind husband and lots of The Closer reruns-- not with a spiteful four year old brat. You win. I think I'd hit him back and "blame it on the o-o-o-o-o-o-opiates."
IWreastledABear 0
**** your life for suree
steggy97 0
i know how u feel dude it sucks alot
Carcali12 0
#95 your really do sound stupid. there's a purpose for having it in and out. this organ helps with immune responses- but lots of ignorant people like you don't know. And you don't get it out unless needed bc like #96 said it's inflamed and can kill you. read a bit.
skullfy 0
That suck, I had my appendix removed like an hour before it was supposed to burst. But on the way to the hospital the ride was super bumpy and my doctor slapped my side when he saw me. It hurt like a bitch X( anyways hope your brother doesnt hit you again.
gigidy_goo 0
ur brother is a dick
RPattzs_gurl 0
this is one of the reasons I don't like kids... they're bratty and annoying IMO
Samko_chan 5
How can anyone justify a YDI in this situation?
moon21_fml 0
I feel your pain... i had my appendix removed last summer...very painful! In the hospital for two days not being able to doing anything but eat and sleep since it hurts so much, well, i'm sorry little kids can be such a nuisance