Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
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jizzmode 0
You could've been like, "These are for your monthly gift, but I can be your nightly gift"
ezioaudatore 0
ydi idiot just say its for your sister
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OwNowBrownCow 0
COTFSTCLMAAOBPO
superbadd 0
huh
apoll 0
second bitch
amanda_gza 0
could be worse.
pingpongpickle 8
you still looking those up uni? :)
cooluc 0
Riveting first comment, brother.
StoryOfTheYear 15
We'll call this plan... Preparation... H
OwNowBrownCow 0
triple p- haha no, that's the only one I remember so I felt like I should put that. it means crawling on the floor scaring the cat laughing my ass and other body parts off
superbadd 0
ooooh I thought it was just random letters so u could be first
cooluc 0
Amazing how you though up the ancronym and still got first. I respect you.
Kinger1500 0
smoooooth OP. But if you actually knew them it would be worse.
suppressed08 2
it's because OP isn't really a guy :)
OwNowBrownCow 0
it's lmao but on steroids
Peacemaker9 7
7's right it could have been way worse.
CAhereIcome 0
thats not soo embarassing
cmac86 24
oh I thought you had a seizure or it was a real cow typing. all I could hear when I read it was opie from family guy (or whatever that dudes name is)
DudeImWayBetter 0
maybe they were laughing at how ugly you are and they didn't even notice that you were pretend reading. if not ydi.
iCommentFML 0
Haha lol nice
xBangOut 4
Brilliant
LoganBballin16 0
really not a fml it's more funny than a fml u shouldve grew some balls and talked to them dude lol
Talez 0
epic fail :)
YourEvilHero 12
giggidy
lololol24 0
Smooth. But lol OP, live without regrets man. If you talk to them, and they feelin' you, you win. If they burn you, you can easily just call sour grapes and blame it on their menstrual cycle... they WERE in the tampon aisle :P
dancerhottie 0
sorry man but that's lame ! hahahahaha
LamesauceDx 0
O,o
advent2060 4
that's bloody brilliant that is, sure made your self look like a right nob ya did, try checking what aisle your in before you start arbitrarily reading boxes mate YDI
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
god damn British
technicolorRAWR 0
haha nice! totally agree! :]
sonnet 0
20 what's up with ur hand?? scary.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
I could tell from the 1st sentence. YDI.
advent2060 4
bit racist much 127? not that I give a toss what you think tho. cheers mate you've made a right arse of yourself =P
EmoKidsSayRawr 0
ydi for trying to hear what they were saying
123jeff456 0
you are hot 47
supergirl69_fml 0
I do believe 47 is fake as hell. correct me if I'm wrong.
NzxtZ06 0
Ok look, there's a way to play out these awkward situations and here's how so you get it right next time, no need to thank me or anything just listen carefully. So you follow these two girls into the isle and end up reading a box of tampons, when they start laughing is your cue to say, "oh, I'm sorry ladies, I just thought that since one of you will be dating me now that it might be prudent to show you that I am responsible and willing to get you your feminine items when it is that time of the month."
NzxtZ06 0
agreed with 127, @119, damn idiot... go have a conversation with your own and keep the English squabble off my screen
luvpav 0
I moderated this!!!!!!!!!!
heyygirll 0
what's all over your arms, that's distgusting...you should probably wash that off before someone mistakes you for a leopard. :) k thanks byeeee
CAhereIcome 0
thx #152. and #154 alot of people think im fake but is it just because im a model and used one of the pics i modeled in that u think my pic is fake? cuz i dont see the dif between my pic and urs. i dont think ur fake.
metfanatic1986 0
mine is roflshimpo. rolling on floor laughing so hard I might pass out.
ezioaudatore 0
ydi idiot just say its for your sister
AndreaHaha 0
wow mhmm. way to be cool? (:
lelanatty 0
buying them for your sister is even worse than for your girlfriend.
suppressed08 2
today, my mom said I was being too lazy around the house, and told me to get groceries. on the list were tampons for my sister. not weird depending on how it was.. but OP was trying to be clever here :P
MudPuddleMica 0
Socially awkward penguin strikes again.
cmac86 24
buying tampons for your sister is even creepier than stalking. I don't want to think of my sister in that time of the month, much less what kind of things to buy for it. ewww. *shudder*
phired7 0
53 your picture is obviously fake. beautiful girls dont exist on the internet, let alone /b/
TurboTalon 0
See this was an opportunity.. you could have asked them to help you cuz your parents are deadbeats and you have to take care of your younger sister.
superbadd 0
nahh don't say there for ur sis since they laughed u shoulda been like. I think you need to add these to your list xD
ice_rose88 0
if he wasn't talking to them in the first place then why would he randomly say 'it's for my sister!' all self defensive?! that'd just be cause for them to laugh more!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#123 Just because #53 is pretty doesn't mean her picture is fake... :/
danielt94 0
if you want to see a beutiful girl just look at 136 ;)
izbrklyn 0
loser!!
meatheadzack 0
well played haha
ezioaudatore 0
and apoll you mean third..fail loll...
stewpididiot 11
...and then what happened??? come on, don't leave us hangin.....
GodinezXC 0
that's a nice new pick SuperBad
superbadd 0
thanks
thatguy888 0
it is kinda disturbing actually
superbadd 0
oh really
OwNowBrownCow 0
says the person with no pic
ohfuckitslena 0
lmao well I believe we learned the lesson here....pay close attention to your surroundings and what you're picking up.
unmadebed 0
hahaha well maybe they thought you were curious.=]
lololol24 0
15, I admire your style. Haha you're going to think I'm a creep or something. I'm going to compliment your narwhal every time you comment.
BrownSugar_fml 5
Did you figure out how to use them?
GodinezXC 0
the other pic looked better though. it made u look smexy.