Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
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Top comments
legodude28 16
It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.
604 11
Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.
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Comments (101)
yeti37 16
Sounds like Goldilocks banged him the first two times on different beds, but found your bed juuuuust right.
Fall_Out_Boy_22 6
This comment made me laugh so hard lol nice
thenewgirl29 20
That's really disrespectful and disgusting. She couldn't even attempt to cover it up by getting rid of the used condom.
sirrubberduckie 37
If someone had sex on your bed, would you want to know? I agree that leaving a used condom around is a party foul, but I don't think her lack of a cover-up is the problem.
thenewgirl29 20
I am not saying that is the problem but leaving a used condom means she doesn't give a shit whether or not she got caught or how gross that would be for her roommate.
dylanhasemann 9
since it's your bed just join in next time. i'm a virgin as you can tell
LunaRebirth 7
This comment gave me figurative cancer.
kalbrek009 20
After seeing your comment & profile pic...I now fully understand WHY you're a virgin...way to go!
KhaleesiDannie 26
Start keeping some itching powder near by and sprinkle it in your bed next time you leave and she has her boyfriend over
JohnTheDonJuan 11
There's no way this could turn out bad for the op... /sarcasm/
LunaRebirth 7
*sprinkles on bed* *leaves* *comes back later* *they didn't do it on your bed this time* *itching powder on your own bed* great plan.
PennyLane27 32
Digging the idea of the itching powder. But sprinkled I'm roomies underwear drawer. Silent retaliation. And when roomie freaks out over a possible STD, hilarity ensues.
LeBandit 20
Sharing is caring they say....dont think it was meant to be used in this circumstance
thatcoolguy123 14
that's so disrespectfully disgusting, please get new sheets... and pillows...
PennyLane27 32
....and roommate
MoroseMoose 47
Washing the sheets in hot water will kill all the nasty things on them! I know college students are strapped for cash and might not have money for new sheets.
phone117 10
That sounds like a sticky situation
justinccp 8
At least you have a comfy bed? Lol
Smoothjc1 6
Time for locks............................
MoroseMoose 47
If they are in a dorm, it's probably just an open room with two beds. Locks won't help.
KVKdragon 26
That is so messed up. People like that roommate really need to learn how to respect other people's boundaries -_-
stellasue11 38
absolutely, i totally agree