Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
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Top comments
legodude28 16
It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.
604 11
Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.
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Comments (101)
zman92 13
cut that bitch
ZombieSazza 34
Put a lock on your door. I've had to do this with my room as my flatmate keeps going in my room for no actual reason and keeps asking if his friend and her son can stay in my bed (which is ******* weird). Even though I said no, he still let them use my room the night before I returned from Christmas at my families home. His friend also used a bunch of my toiletries in the bathroom, she even used my puff ball an razor (both of which are now in the bin, ew!!). Some people don't understand or respect boundaries, so I put a lock on the door and he got the hint. There's a spare room full of boxes and I've mentioned several times if he wants to invite his friend again she isn't staying in my room, if he desperately wants her round a) share your own ******* bed with her b) clear the junk out the guest room. Some people need blatantly obvious hints, so a lock is the perfect hint. Seems to be working for me. I shouldn't need to lock my room, but apparently I do.
kalbrek009 20
That's about the time I'd slap her with the condom, then dump any left over contents on her head
NightHawk387 22
Hopefully, honesty is all she gave her.
mwali02 32
You need to move out. Or need her to move out. This is not worth it.
JSparkz19 13
make her do the laundry...then poke holes in all their condoms....
mattyiscool123 26
At least she didn't lie
ifuckmylifeup 3
I'd have slapped her with my two hands
lavapasta 7
Morale of the story is to get a futon with a metal frame, or a deadbolt!
The_Markinator 5
at least she was honest