Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
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Top comments
legodude28 16
It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.
604 11
Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.
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Comments (101)
thejonac 21
you can begin with disinfecting your bed like right now
StormGirl142 24
That just ******* gross.
justmeCee 16
Get a lock for your bedroom door. Make it clear that your room is out of bounds for her, talk about boundaries and roommate respect. If it were me I would kick them out or move. Depending on who's name is on the lease. Still there are ways to get around that if you are both on the lease if one takes over and 60 days notice. If you let this slide she will continue to invade your privacy and personal things. The best move would be to end the roommate agreement.
justmeCee 16
Exactly!
sullivankeara 25
At least she was honest.
Hesitantalien 17
thats ****** up
MartiOan 8
Thats a tricky situation because you can`t even feed them back some of their own medicine and ********** on their bed, because theirs might actually be a little gross...
Mr23 9
I know this sounds dumb, OP, but TALK TO HER. Chances are she doesn't understand why that is wrong (especially if she's from a non-traditional background.) The couches were randomly assigned, have no sentimental value and yours just happens to be comfier. (That being said, she should have cleaned up after herself- no amount of hippy mindset is an excuse to be a pig.) You should explain to her that this is not ok with you.
zman92 13
cut that bitch
zman92 13
cut that bitch