Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
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Top comments
legodude28 16
It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.
604 11
Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.
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Comments (101)
johnthejolly 10
Profit from this, sell her your bed and take hers.
barney_stinson1 11
Buy a comfortable bed for her then it will work true story
The_Duhh_King 2
That sucks
G00N3R 19
At least she told the truth I guess
Scryll 17
And did you smackabitch?
missbrit818 20
Time for a new roommate
demonfacee 14
You two both need new mattresses, and it'll help if you wash your bedsheets.
money2g 7
Shit in her bed. See how she likes it.
sirrubberduckie 37
The way you find something under the covers when you're already in bed is *not* usually by sight, so I bet that was a really, really unpleasant experience.
colvindj 22
Comfy beds help maintain the rhythm