Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.
foreverhurt 6
Looks like someone's going though that time of the month...
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Comments (140)
caplox 6
I suggest anger management.
Trisha_aus 15
I suggest she blast some bieber so he won't sleep either. Don't take shit like that from the bf OP!
Zomg_Okay 27
I suggest that 47 flog themselves for suggesting such a thing.
lorraineald 7
41- Or maybe Mel Gibson.
CuriousAlien 7
Looks like he better get used to the couch!
emeraldisle 30
Seems to me your boyfriend was looking for any reason to yell at you. Talk to him once he calms down and see what's really nothing bothering him.
astralvagan 20
Just plant your cold feet on his back!
BlowinChronic 18
That would definitely work on me...
planetsmurf 6
Stuff the pillow in his mouth to shut him up next time.... He is just being a drama queen
lilhellian 27
Sorry op looks like sex out of the question as you'd be more then on his side.
ElricMustang 23
I love how all of your comments are thumbed down. Maybe there's a reason?
nativebeachbum 4
Seems he needs to get a life!
AzWolf 5
Find a mature mate.
perdix 31
If he were a real man, your pillow would be his chest.
Trisha_aus 15
That's..so..romantic
sheethapins 13
And if he was a man like perdix, her chest would be his pillow(s).
missbrad 4
Yes, I don't understand his issue, I wriggle all over my boyfriends bed trying to get comfortable, constantly swapping from pillow to him.. This person is not ready for a relationship with a girl if he can't handle just a pillow.
perdix 31
#62, thanks, I can go all Nicholas Sparks if I feel like it ;)
jem970 19
Perdix...? Is that you? O.O lol jk. That was really sweet!
jfruit 5
Try laying off the amphetamines. You might both be more relaxed.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
spazz666 18
I believe he was trying to make a joke out of OP not being able to fall asleep.
KittahMonster 20
That's why hippopotamuses don't fly anymore.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I understood the reference, just not why it was made.