Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.
foreverhurt 6
Looks like someone's going though that time of the month...
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Comments (140)
mowmowlife 21
I wonder if he woke up out of a bad dream and he wouldn't have really meant it
FML_Elle 17
I'm wide awake...
delightfultwist 5
throw him out
Quest_ 13
He woke you up to scream at you that your pillow had shifted slightly? Is he psycho? Honestly, if this is a picture of your relationship, he sounds emotionally abusive.
doglover100 29
He's crazy.
jmcgirl 3
Sure this is an FML. But it should read: today, I had to break up with my bf because he's a ******* psycho!
monkeydragon 9
I wish my gf would only put her pillow on my side of the bed. She is constantly pushing me out. I swear, that girl is like a magnet.
Quikraptor 8
Well look on the bright side: You've got the whole bed to yourself as long as you want, and I highly doubt his presence would help you sleep if you had trouble in the first place. You get a win-win.
Techtacular 0
Uh.. Perhaps get a less psychotic Boyfriend soon?
dodzin 9
Find a nicer man to sleep with