Today, I started a new job at a family owned business. About ten minutes into training, the mother and father started an argument that ended in each of them storming off, demanding a divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, while discussing my family on a date, I mentioned that my parents are divorced. She immediately got up and left without a word. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
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roydashious 11
you still have a job right?
booze_n_bitches 37
...and the newly opened CEO position to the new intern?! This is your golden ticket, OP!
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Comments (42)
roydashious 11
you still have a job right?
Jryan952015 7
All I want to know is who won the fight?
twister45 17
and take their side.
Jryan952015 7
The person should date the opposite sex ( or whatever they are into) and then maybe he/she will become a part owner
AbtractAngela 17
Wow, that escalated quite quickly... Hopefully they calm down and resolve things.
Symantha23 25
Wow!! Sounds like one heck of a fight! Who won??
gogo44444 28
Obviously the mother
whassallt26 13
You probably can't refer to it as a family run business now...
booze_n_bitches 37
...and the newly opened CEO position to the new intern?! This is your golden ticket, OP!
cleydc 9
This sounds like the situation where the wife always wins.
R2Y2 22
That's how the legal system in America works, usually.
addioty 19
I know that's supposed to be a joke, 18, however that's not the case anymore. Women get custody a lot more because it's an agreement between the man and woman. So many divorce cases are settled out of court. My dad is a divorce lawyer and only got partial custody because they both agreed out of court that it would be best for my mom to take care of us and him to get us every other weekend which allowed him to work his job. A lot of guys spew this but don't understand what happens. It's illegal to give preference to the wife for custody just because she's a woman.
SK8WITME 19
That's a true example of bad luck, your life does suck
RedPillSucks 33
Thats more of an F their lives
tnlander 20
Sounds like a job opening at your work and in her bedroom. I see a "promotion" in your future.