Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.
foreverhurt 6
Looks like someone's going though that time of the month...
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Comments (140)
lilhellian 27
Can someone explain why comments that I've seen nothing wrong with get deleted?
stephan18 23
I don't know why but that "c:" doesn't look like a smile to me, just a smiley with a beard..
juliiamariia 3
Sounds like my patents...
GoldenGrizzly 7
I would maybe rethink dating someone like that.
Maria_Obligacia 14
Need separate beds for sleeping. To elaborate: obviously, it bothers him a lot and will most likely not change. So either you live with it and get separate beds, or you split ASAP.
zee16 4
Break up with this psycho !
KiddNYC1O 22
What a little bitch. Backhand in order.
Metallica36176 16
Go in there and wake his ass up every time he falls asleep. That selfish dumbass.
Fredds_Life 3
Why you do that. You need to learn your bounderies.
culito_fml 10
What a douche!