Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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Top comments
hir23 0
Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?
mudkipsan 19
Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"
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Comments (272)
Iwannabetreo 11
Ehehehehe.. That sucks xD
b182link 0
hey Im from atlanta and I know a seth that's 19.... hmmm... no probably not, hmm
Lolerskatez 0
YDI dating website lol, pathetic
DeLpHe3zY 7
good to know people can still get relationships without dating sites >_>
qBAMFp 8
That's so messed! A freaking pedo from mexico flying to the US to meet a 17 year old girl. How is this NOT causing an uproar?!
Argh_fml 0
YDI for being a pedophile
Cittenscollar 0
Except for the fact that a pedophile is described as somebody who likes prepubescent children generally between the ages of four and ten.
Metzler31 17
how is a 17 year old even allowed on one of those dating sites?
thrasher9081 0
cittenscollar are you retarded
SadinSherman 16
They lied about their age
marisalee 0
lying.
suckingatlife 9
Here is what gets me. The fact that you bought the plane ticket, before actually finding out who they were via telephone.
joecartoon2 2
I tottally second you on this one.it was my first thought. How ******* out could this dude be like 30
tick_tock 0
I agree with #2 you pedo-bear.
Godless25 0
uhmm....it ever occur to u that the person writing this might have been 17 or 18 too? dipshit
xPedobear 0
yes... although op is stupid enough to buy a plane ticket to someone he doesn't even know. you hating on pedobears???
gman90210 18
Better watch out mod police will give you warning for calling him a name
bahahaha 0
LOL yeah you ******* pedo
mudkipsan 19
Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"
caitlin21holly 0
WTF
thecman25 14
Ps3 all the way
genius_man16 1
OWNED I must meet this Seth kid.
pinkpolarbear 8
now your kinda starting to sound like a pedo-bear
NickelPhosphate 0
Eugh that's just wrong on soo many levels.
YeaSo3 14
Yes this fml sounds a little pedophile-ish
hir23 0
Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?
T1A2Z3 35
No... you should just be aware of who you are meeting. Do you not have Snapchat or Skype?
dollymyfolly 0
Lol at 5.
mcbeth 0
lulz Pedo Bear got pwnt!