Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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hir23 0
Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?
mudkipsan 19
Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"
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Comments (272)
jlplayb 0
wut a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch lmaooooo
Random_Poster 0
So did you change your flight to ATL and meet 19 y/o Seth? U r a perv so WTF? FYL
Rivlas 0
Please learn your dictionary people, being attracted to a 17 year old is NOT being a pedophile, I guarantee you every guy here has seen a girl and thought damn she's freaking hot, then found out later she was 17. If this guy is over 20 then yes it is a bit creepy he is actually trying to date a 17 year old though, but what if she was turning 18 in a week from his visit? Then would it be creepy or that week magically makes it ok? Bunch of ******* hypocrites. Pedophile - an adult who is sexually attracted to young children. 17 is not a young child, 17 is a young adult, get off your self righteous high horses. 17 is legal in many states.
DangerousBabee 0
YDI for meeting people online and being a pedophile. well..im not sure if you're a pedo but you YDI anyway :P
andydawg8891 0
Woohoo #84!
cheeroxsoxtonz 0
wow, hav u ever heard of predatorz or tht online dating iz stupid becuz i dnt even kno who ur really talking 2?? YDI big time
charm4eva 8
There's nothing wrong with online dating. For all you hostile people who are against online dating, I just want to say it can turn out FANTASTIC. I met my boyfriend online and we're very compatible and going on our 3rd anniversary soon, that's better than a lot of people who use tranditional dating means if you ask me! That being said, don't go all in unless you REALLY know who that person is! It worked out for my boyfriend and I because we weren't dumb enough to assume anything! I joked that he was probably a registered sex offender, and he said I was most likely a transvestite. We were both relieved when we first talked on the phone ("hey you're really a guy/girl and you sound like the age you said you are!") and then when we met up ("you're REAL!"). We both had an "emergency plan" worked out with our perspective GROUP of friends in case things get out of control...so...as long as you are cautious, I don't see anything bad with online dating at all. So yeah...I guess at least you learned your lesson?
fyourlife33 0
That's what you get for Internet dating, YDI
qwerty_ytrewq 0
Either way, if you're a teenager and are resorting to online dating, good luck. Wait til you can get rejected in bars before you turn to online dating. Otherwise, you're just giving up before you're a legal adult.
L0velivexbeach 0
You should have went and visited Seth in Georgia after the fact.