Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
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Top comments
spady62287 0
aww...somebody is insecure. take it as a compliment. she didn't want her boyfriend hitting on you. unless your sister is a jerk. and you have been called that all your life. punch her in the face.
krushr 3
You should have replied "yeah, neither is he!"
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Comments (56)
spady62287 0
aww...somebody is insecure. take it as a compliment. she didn't want her boyfriend hitting on you. unless your sister is a jerk. and you have been called that all your life. punch her in the face.
stephanie0613 0
Kick your sisters ass, hahah what a bitch. She is your sister she is supposed to say that you are pretty :) ha
Mewzakuro240 0
What world do you live in miss? Since when are sisters supposed to LIKE each other, let alone give the other a compliment of any sort...?
dcam13 19
on the bright side apparently you could look uglier... ahah
KingDingALing 9
12- A person who has a healthy relationship with their sister. Not all siblings are assholes.
trueblue42 4
that HAD TO have been a joke..... I just can't imagine someone saying that out loud and be serious. he must have a great sense of humor.
UnicornsDoExist 0
Maybe she was jealous of your looks, and tried to convince him you were fugly. In that case, it was a compliment (;
krazygirl100 9
ur not that ugly :D be happy
Xavi89 0
damn! you should slap your sister down!!!!
crazychick1269 7
haha I wouldn't do that even though my sister would probly say something like that...
AFloppyWetWhale 6
Yeah I would too to be honest
mintcar 10
Just get over it.
venomxprodigy 0
you are gorgeous
krushr 3
You should have replied "yeah, neither is he!"
makemeasandwich 0
WIN
EffinAhole 0
win!
BlackMoon_fml 9
Rofl. Win.
nkt_19 0
nicee! win.
Hunter148Cassie 0
I can't believe I'm gonna say this but that's a win :)
paramedig_gurl87 0
Wow, that sucks.
blacknazi818 0
****** kill that bastard and chop his balls off and sell them on ebay. im down to buy em.....no **** nigga
OopsieDaisies 0
Aww. Thats so messed up
iRun4Rice 0
i wudda slap that woman silly.
Charlotteeexx 0
well at least it's flattering that he doesn't find you 'that ugly'
JAFA 2
People talk shit behind eachothers backs all the time. The boyfriend is the retard in this situation.
ColetteL 4
sadly you are correct - the bf should have had enough common sense not to say it in front of her