Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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Top comments
hir23 0
Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?
mudkipsan 19
Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"
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Comments (272)
littlemisslee 0
17?! A little bit under the legal age, isn't it? Can we report this guy? This FML is pretty much a confession. Pedophile! YDI.
cstevanus 4
1st of all, it doesnt say the ops age. 2nd, in some places the age of consent is 17. 3rd, going after 17 year olds is not a pedophile, if it was 13 or younger than yes. 4th, couldnt report it either way, cuz no real crime was commited. try using what little of a brain you have.
Darkon 0
@51 Age of consent for a female in most states is 16. Although 18 is what everyone is taught.
mcbeth 0
LOL at 44
Naheelawhatwhat 0
I hope you are that 17 year olds age or younger if not you're a ******* pedifile you piece of shit! I think by the sounds of it you are an online predator and you deserve to be shot for exploiting young girls you low life **** up piece of shit!!!! You deserved it hardcore your ****** up sorry ass excuse for a human!! I hope Seth beat your pathetic lonely ****** ass you worthless sack of shit! **** you. I really hope you die in the worst way possible OP. Seriously the world would be better off without shit like you roaming the earth and preying on young girls. DIE U SHIT!
Alex_Gaskarth 0
Thats why you dont meet people online!!!!!! get the guts to go out and talk to hotties
seb12992 0
Obviously a YDI. Try meeting people irl rather than an online website you loser.
jtizzle 0
You guys realize he could be a teenager? There is a site called espinthebottle.com. Dating just for teens.
ams116 0
#56-the fact that he is trying to meet people online probably means that he hasnt been too successful in finding girls in real life. FYL though because she mysteriously changed from a girl to a guy.
BaldOuting 0
YDI. hope you learned your lesson. Did you really never talk on the phone with "Courtney" before buying this ticket? I'm sure there were clues, that is assuming you actually spoke to this person or wrote them for a long period of time - long enough to be sure you wanted to buy a ticket to see him/her.
yati 0
Jst go, take a trip. You might find your mate in Glendale.