Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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hir23 0
Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?
mudkipsan 19
Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"
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pathetictwin 0
that's illegal. wft did you expect!?
Chasted 0
I'm sorry but what the hell is a Seth? Anyway, bad luck there. Lessons learned and YDI due to things you didn't do but it has nothing to do with going out and finding a girl in a bar or something. Those places normally have the chicks I don't want to date in them...
_THE_MASTER_ 0
seth is a guy's name. moron
Calaura9 0
Who says the OP is a male? Seth could have been getting off on lesbian desires. Anywho I flew to Cali to see someone I met on myspace but I spoke to them through several different technologies for over 2 years and determine the person was who they said they were. I was 22 when I went and even had the person's personal info faxed to me and THEY ppaid for the ticket.
shirvon100 0
you really need to follow the rules of the internet Men are Men. Women are Men. And little girls are FBI agents.
ArmyOfOne 0
Damn right they are.
aria02 0
lol ur hilarious
vballerlover07 0
44 just made my day :)
Duckasaurus 0
17? WTF V&
moony_fml 0
lol #44, but seriously now....get a real girlfriend
bollywood_rocks 0
Dude,the first rule of online dating: Search within your area. 50 miles is the recommended limit. 2. There is nothing wrong with online dating if done with caution. ALWAYS talk to them first before you decide to spend money on them... Also use "DATING SITES" like match.com. Myspace doesn't count and neither does Friendster or Hi5. 3. We need to know your age. If you're over 21 and looking for a 17yr old, that is legally defined as statutory rape. It's not exactly paedophilia since I think once they hit 16, it goes into the statutory rape area. So on this count,if you're over 21,then YDI MUCHO!!!!! 4. CHRIS HANSEN!!! 5. If you live in or around Atlanta, see if Seth will hang out with you. Who knows? You could become good friends. Keep looking but for someone over 18. I met my current boyfriend online and we get along well and he only lives about 5 miles from me. So online dating isn't all bad; it just makes it easier to meet people you wouldn't have met offline.
nikki1001 0
Well I hope you're bringing 19 year old Seth to California with you!!!!!!
twilighter_644 0
haha #26 he is rly a peder.....
babelini 12
online dating is ok, but not checking thoroughly is NOT ok. come on, why would u meet this person when u haven't even talked on the phone. how can u be sure the person is a he/she. god, ydi for not checking like #43