Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Top comments
dadaiz 2
That's what you get for putting some guy you barely know on a pedestal.
BulldogHoops 14
It's pretty pointless to be "in love" with somebody you don't know.
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Comments (179)
Airman1988 9
I don't buy this shit there's just way too many reasons that op could be saying he is boring. She could be one of those party obsessed girls or they could simply have different personalities and interests. Either way you deserve it for loosely throwing the term "love" around when obviously you just had a crush
idancewithllamas 12
How would you know that you loved him if you never talked to him until today? ._.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Movies my friend, movies.
hamusta 13
So you really just liked him for his looks without knowing him at all for 4 years?
Kaleigh090 11
I don't know what kind of "****" you've been having. My experiences with "****" have been anything but boring.
etchsanity1 11
She's a freshman maybe sophomore hopefully she's been limited in those experiences given her low self esteem and 4 year crush since middle school
Tempest559 12
Sometimes it's better in your mind until they actually make an ass out of themselves.
aerogxt 7
In love? Lmfao. You can't be in love without knowing the person. No wonder you're upset. Sorry op, you need to learn about love and grow some intestinal fortitude. Sorry, but YDI.
br0ccoli 15
"Yeah, my favorite color is ecru and I love rocking out to my Tribal Chants CD. Can you pass the organic, steam-dried apple slices? Bacon is so overrated, eh?." Dream shattered.
xNephilim 19
I could've dealt with ALL of this except the bacon. If my boyfriend told me he didn't like bacon, I'd put Legos all around his bed so he'd step on them whenever he got up in the morning.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
At least you found this out now, and not after you had sex with him! It could be much worse...:)
Shudibedointhis 6
Totally has happened to me before.. i feel ya.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Did you at least learn your lesson after this happened to you? I genuinely hope that you did.
ImYoursAlways 3
Totally in love? Sounds more like a crush to me. You barely knew the guy.