Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been in love with for almost a year, who told me he “wasn’t in the right headspace” for a relationship is actually dating some girl. Every time I try to get close to a guy, they make up excuses. I’m starting to lose faith in love and think I’ll never be good enough for anyone. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, after my long distance "boyfriend" told me he loved me more than the world, he asked for advice on how to talk to girls. He already has a girl from class in mind. What's worse is that I actually haven't broken up with him yet because I know about his home life. I can't help but feel like I wasted my time. FML
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Top comments
shellzy 20
You're a shallow idiot. How can you be in love with someone you know nothing about?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Just because he bores you doesn't mean you have to call him a ********. Sheesh.
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cumverg 0
Everyone below this line is jelly _________________________
shellzy 20
You're a shallow idiot. How can you be in love with someone you know nothing about?
soccerluv05 0
agree
lidemocr 0
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it's not shallow, she just had the wrong impression. I thought I was in love with this guy for years and wanted to date him. I am not married to a different guy who is ridiculously funny and spontaneous. My crush meanwhile is mean to his wife and never has any fun...life is funny.
valalvax 13
yea, but he's a ******** was for being boring?
valalvax 13
********* DYAC
duzzyfucks 0
word
molculrbiologist 0
That's called lust not love.
dirtyblond 4
Lust can lead to love. ;D
itialian_lol 0
agreed
enonymous 9
Lust in India usually leads to a backhand from the parents no matter what age.
Heather_x0x0 6
I know!!! how is she in "love" with a guy without knowing him at all?!?
aardvarkish 17
Ditto 1
mrtoothpick 11
I love this statement. Spot on.
Jeremiah92 0
haha 59 win
Mitcha857 0
she's and idiot for being "in love" with someone who she didn't even know. And now she says he's a ******** cause he's not her type? she's the real ******** here
Mikekenny 0
wat a crappy fml
ipodseller 0
punch him in the face... you'll have something to talk about
DallasFreeSex 0
lol
esu 5
your the ******** for your creepy obsession
nalia18 8
i agree with 23. but stiil it is kind of mean.
htb2050 11
that was what I was gonna say but you said it for me.
kewlguy23 0
Couldn't agree more with that. :)
aigroeg 0
totally agreed!
ruledbysheep 0
My friend has been in love with the same guy for 3 years, he finally said there'd be nothing between them. Thank god I have been waiting for so long for him to say that, I'm pretty sure we all knew it would end like that anyway :p
MellyLuck1484 7
yes it's shallow. To not know they bore you... you must have never talked to them or heard them talk at all. Based completely on looks and what you dream up in your own head. That is pretty much the definition of shallow.
Kamon97 23
Say it sista!!!
CoolAsian 0
stop bitching.
jordanprodigy023 0
I agree with the above statement. You are stupid for having feelings for a guy you don't even know. Ydi
ImaWiseGuy 5
he probably did it on purpose, to help the process of you progressing your ass outta his life....
lizh_fml 9
Its not just that she had feelings for him, people have crushes all the time. I object to calling him a '********' because she has now decided she doesnt like him
RaineLee 5
OP's the ******** for obsessing with a guy she knows nothing about for months.
eddieyes 0
that's why im so over guys
shulgafish 0
op is kind of a huge bitch for calling this guy a ********. therefore I name you, bitchface.
hypnotiq_trini 0
I swear people don't know the meaning of love anymore. Obsessed is the only word the op used correctly. Idiot.
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Ugly people are good at the inside. Go for it!
anorexicbarbie 8
Not always.
poiuytjfffc 0
this is a stupid FML in general, how did it even get posted on the website
ImanAzol 4
No, some people are disgusting dirtbags, inside, outside, everyside.
dirtyblond 4
Love at first sight?
Gomez_Vidal 0
That's chemically impossible.
ImaWiseGuy 5
since love has a designated chemical equation in all...^
seanders 10
Cmon we all know "love at first sight" is a fancy name for rape.
iianalove987 7
Haha! ^:]
dirtyblond 4
Hahahaha, I'm sure that's what Romeo wanted to do to Juliet!
CrazyDude19 3
this is just an opinion but love at first doesn't exist, however I believe lust at first sight exists
dudeitsdanny 10
If we're gonna refer to love as a chemical reaction, strictly, then love at first sight is entirely possible. However, if we refer to love as an emotion, then it makes sense to say it isn't possible. It would be nice if it was. I once felt like I had fallen in love at first sight.. I still think that what I felt was as close to love as you can get just at first sight.. But it's not possible.
LPEasierToRn 3
you live, you learn
aardvarkish 17
not bloody likely
singer4life666 0
Great username.
CoolAsian 0
Don't call him a ******** maybe he was just shy, other than that your just terrible.
brianjman14 23
Yeah, I was thinking that, too. That's mean to call him a ********. But I gotta admit, I chuckled when I read that last sentence.
mzeemzima 0
yeah why call him a ******** i mean for all we know could be a shallow ugly bitch who guys can't stand to talk to I'm saying coz I actually know bitches like that
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Just because he bores you doesn't mean you have to call him a ********. Sheesh.
paras0mnia 3
Agreed, people that are easily bored suffer boring personalities themselves :P
RyDawg918 0
you're a ********
sematariux 7
win
mexicutioner123 0
agreed