Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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dadaiz 2
That's what you get for putting some guy you barely know on a pedestal.
BulldogHoops 14
It's pretty pointless to be "in love" with somebody you don't know.
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Comments (179)
princess4916 5
I'm in the exact same situation
HentaiBunny 4
...there is an exact FML like this, worded slightly different, I actually thought I was in "random" for a moment... Weird.
Queen_of_Night 20
A case of a major case of curb appeal but not a single light on. I'm glad there was an FML about this. I always wondered how this whole "unrequited love with the kid in Home Ec I've never talked to" worked. I see that my assumption was right.
Iniezian 18
Maybe he was nervous also, or he's just shy or hesitant to open up like a lot of people are. He may be a very interesting person once you get to know him better, and he just hasn't opened up to you yet.
lozzaaa96 13
You didnt think to find out more about him during those 4 years?
LifelessStars 22
how can you be in love with someone you've never talked to
moneybags10 7
**** isn't really boring I don't think, so he must be very interesting
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
This reminds me of a story about a guy who was becoming a well known actor. Not many people knew him, but he did have a couple of fans, and one in particular was basically a stalker. She had found out where he lived and would camp out his apartment in hopes of talking with him (read: fangirl the **** over him) and take pictures. She only did it twice, because the third time he figured "Why not?" and asked her out on a date. She seemed harmless and was already enamored by him, so he at least wanted to know a little bit about her. Throughout the WHOLE date she was complaining how he wasn't acting like the person she thought he was, talking about how she thought he'd do this or how he'd do that, how he dressed, etc. Basically picture her sitting in her chair at a restaurant with her arms crossed and her face scrunched up like an upset teenager. At the end, they parted their ways and he never saw her again. I just find this story hilarious and satisfying on so many levels.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
Crap, I heard the story again a while ago and I was wrong. Turned out, the GUY was the one who complained throughout the whole date. The girl had camped out his apartment and was still a stalker, and he did ask for a date, but when they went on the date (that turns out actually took place in a restaurant her family owned) he decided to just complain about his life and about everything for about two hours. At the end she left the bill on the table (HE had to pay for the bill) and walked out and that was the last time he saw her. Needed to clarify, if only just for myself because the story is still amazing, if not better now, especially since he was able to successfully /scare his stalker away/ and because it sounds like what might've happened here in this FML situation too.
queeennnale 18
Lmaoooooo sucks for you
alaskagrl19 1
This has happened to me once or twice