Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Top comments
dadaiz 2
That's what you get for putting some guy you barely know on a pedestal.
BulldogHoops 14
It's pretty pointless to be "in love" with somebody you don't know.
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Comments (179)
Brahmzy1 3
Dont judge a book by its cover
j_cat187 20
What if the book has "Fifty Shades of Gray" written on it?
xNephilim 19
For all you know, someone could've taken the cover of Fifty Shades of Gray and put it on a literarily valuable book. Who knows. So, basically, still don't judge a book by its cover.
Rodders_SOTC 1
Grow up.
JPEllis 0
Maybe being boring is a defense mechanism; got me to high school with barely a peep from the opposite sex.
forever_born 6
Then your were not totally in love with him cause if you were you could see past that.
Attica 20
I'm going to take a wild guess that you just started your first year of high school...
fyl7899 12
How can you be totally in love with a guy for that long and not know anything about him? Oh to be young again.
PiaMiaPerez 1
That's usually how it is.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
That's the Twilight generation... Love based on nothing but looks
koortneyg 12
How classy....
koortneyg 12
I didn't mean to put it as a comment. FML
mpalmiter 0
Wow Op. Way to be shallow. Maybe he was being boring as **** because he didn't want to send you any vibes that could make you feel as if he were in the slightest bit interested in you. YDI