Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Top comments
dadaiz 2
That's what you get for putting some guy you barely know on a pedestal.
BulldogHoops 14
It's pretty pointless to be "in love" with somebody you don't know.
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Comments (179)
LuckyLynx7732 5
Perhaps after the 4 year build up your expectations are too high? But I have to say YDI just because you shot down a guy after one conversation.
m3lyc 18
You deserved it for two reasons; waiting for 4 years to tell him your feelings towards him, and for thinking he's boring as ****. People may find me boring but at least I'm loyal and would give my heart to the right person.
deepfriedfucker 1
He's boring because he don't like you and wants you to go away. Guys aren't gonna try to be interesting to girls they don't want or like.. JS
nerdsgetmehot 23
On the bright side, you can finally get over him.
lonelytrevor 5
This isn't even a good one.
jennagostini 1
Happens allll the time
vbmg152 19
That's the problem with fantasies, they're never as good in real life as they are in your mind!
blahblah0392 7
Is that a ghost on top of your car?
PhoenixWright25 13
You had a crush, you were not "in love".
NJD709 2
He's probablly just not into you hahaha Dont be so full of yourself
mrsmanuel1990 2
For everyone out there saying she did it for not getting to know him first, it happens in high school. Hell it happens to grown adults. It happened to me I fell in love with my (now) husband on the first day. I fell in love with his eyes and the way he looked at me to be exact. it does not work out for everyone but it does for us. after two weeks of knowing each other we got married and have been happily married for three years. my parents did the same thing they only knew each six weeks before getting married and have been happily married for twentyfive years. Op don't not believe in something if its right but do learn to tell the difference between your heart and your hormones/head. your heart knows what's right the moment it comes into your life. your hormones and head don't.