Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Top comments
dadaiz 2
That's what you get for putting some guy you barely know on a pedestal.
BulldogHoops 14
It's pretty pointless to be "in love" with somebody you don't know.
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Comments (179)
KiddNYC1O 22
You were infatuated in a long run, dumbass, there's a difference.
SheWrote 4
Yup, had that happen, it sucks
athlete1990 4
I think a lot of us can relate to this!!
PseudoLink 1
Sucks being shallow, doesn't it?
asealterry 0
I laughed out loud, literally to your comment. Kudos.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You supposedly "love" him, yet you never talked to him enough to know he was boring? And you OBSESSED over him for four years? YDI for being pathetic and shallow.
cinnamondemon 8
you cant be in love with someone if youve never spoken to them in 4 years -.-
antinator2009 1
this is the funniest ******* fml ive read in a long time!!
halo99 1
I read one exactly like this a couple years ago, this is not original.
kalbrek009 20
The fact that you "obsessed" over him for 4 years without so much as a "hi, my name is ( )" & not trying to befriend or get to know him before now just goes to show 1: you are a psycho stalker (who is probably mentally I'll & needs to be locked in the nut house) 2: you are an undeserving ass hat who's so full of herself that you should be slapped for being such an ass hat. 3: he's not "boring as ****"...you're just "too psycho" for him & mad that he's not as hyper & bi/polar & schizophrenic as you. YDI
asealterry 0
You suck, as a person, and that is all.