Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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rends 0
Good part is: when you cry, there will be bubbles (:
babyydolly 0
you're not supposed to wear contacts in the shower.
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Comments (348)
emsbitch 0
...I'm never taking a shower with my contacts in ever again
skyttlz 32
ydi I always take out my contacts before a shower even if I put them back in after
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Im kinda amazed I don't need contacts or glasses yet... I play PS3 like 5 hours a day.
jakeisawake 3
Oh yeah? I read FML comments 20 hours a day with my brightness at 100%. I bet nobody else reads comments 20 hours a day. Name another person that reads comments 20 hours a day.
Moota 9
Uh you?!?! oh and meh.
tona01 16
ME!!! tun tun tun while looking at the sun and melting strange people's contact lences to my eyes with a hot spoon like in slumdog millionare
jakeisawake 3
Haha, "another" meaning besides me. :P But I'm happy to see someone else with the same hobby as me.
jakeisawake 3
That's a good movie too! I started my comment and it quickly reminded me of Despicable Me, so I had to keep going.
tona01 16
despicable me is probably the best animated movie ever
rcloca 10
I do
annagurl7854 0
y was yerr contactt onn while u were talking a shower
jess6blondie9 3
Y cnt u spell like a nrml person we cnt undrstnd u wen u rite like dis. God damn.
jakeisawake 3
Ha, no kidding. I read the "y" like Spanish thinking he/she meant "and". I was like what the ****? Of course the OP had their contact in when they were showering. Did you not read the shit?
danz123 7
That's just so hot, in more ways than one.
mintcar 10
This is what happens when people decide not to follow proper lens care. It takes only a few seconds to take them out and hop in the shower. You probably sleep in then too and go months at a time without taking them out. Tsk..tsk.
remy3106 10
use contact solution. DUH!
FreebirdIII 1
use contact cement. never take them off again. cheaper than LASIK
FreebirdIII 1
use contact cement. cheaper than LASIK
mintcar 10
U mad?^
tona01 16
yes he is
mintcar 10
My comment was placed in the wrong spot. Haha.
FreebirdIII 1
just continue to hydrate them with eyedrops and don't forget to take them off first next time.
imnotcraZ 0
how'd the winding down work out for ya?
MJQ13 0
Why would you be wearing contacts in the shower...?