Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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rends 0
Good part is: when you cry, there will be bubbles (:
babyydolly 0
you're not supposed to wear contacts in the shower.
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BeckyBooG 6
just use eyedrops stupid
YoLauryn 0
owieeee!
spider63 0
well hey atleast u won't have to worry about it falling out anymore
chappy5 0
they tell you to take them out when you shower
Hockeyboy4280 18
Lesson one, don't shower with contacts on for this reason. When your get contact out, Throw it away. It's been infected with water. If it's severely stuck, go to a Dr. Lay off contacts for a couple of days to decrease infection risk. FYL OP, and contacts are awesome and make you look great (I've recently made the full transition, I use to only wear them for sports) but looking nice isn't worth eyesight. Be safe, not sorry.
instantmusic 4
Infected with water? Nah, all he has to do is soak them for a few minutes to re-lubricate them and they'll be fine. I'd be more worried about soap residue. Thats more difficult to remove...and burns like hell.
CaptainPickles72 18
150- Dr. Lay is a great optometrist. Psst.....come hear I got a secret........USE COMMAS!! :D
meggieh815 0
they used the period at the end of the abbreviation of doctor also as a period to the end of their sentence. :)
CaptainPickles72 18
231- DAMN YOU!!!............you could be right. :/
Hockeyboy4280 18
What an even bigger fail is, is that I'm in Pre Ap English (smh at my mistakes) Although I don't use very man commas on the computer, but I don't see very many places where I need one. My DR. said once they've been infected with water, they're done.
lilspygirl908 0
how come it says comment moderated and I can't read it
jdbest21 0
if a moderator thinks a comment is inapropriate he can moderate it
lolmaster7654321 4
u know ur not supposed to wear contacts in the shower right? ur fault YDI!!!!!!!
seraphxchild 3
what idiot showers with thier contacts in? super risky. ydi
mad_hatter0666 22
Most people take their contacts out BEFORE they get in the shower. So...why didn't you? Just saying...
decomposerix 0
at least you always have good vision