Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
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Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
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Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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rends 0
Good part is: when you cry, there will be bubbles (:
babyydolly 0
you're not supposed to wear contacts in the shower.
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Comments (348)
ant1078 7
how hot would the water be to melt the contacts? n I'm sure u wouldn't be able to shower in water of that sort of temperature
zachattack7731 4
must have been some anger!a
tona01 16
combine the awesome powers of hot water and shampoo and you get... contact lences melting power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ant1078 7
lol, I'm guessing that the shampoo prolly helped clean the contact n the water burned OP's eye which caused the eye to melt D:
Capt_Oblivious 10
If there are a permanent part of your eye, it's a good thing there was shampoo to wash it, gotta keep those things clean.
tankbuster 0
put some solution on ur finger then rub ur eye and it shoul come out.. works for me
briidontgive_ 0
Does this happen to you often?
mhinaj 0
that sucks!!!!
robbiboyo 0
next time you should probably take the contacts out before you shower. That could really
_yarrrr 0
that could really.....what???!
YacL 15
that could really... help?
Upon_A_Burning_B 0
That could really... lead to murder?
brini_20 1
that could really... end poverty and create world peace
sleepydeath 4
that could really make it worse if op is really blind
anakaren_831 1
You wouldve been better off being blind in the shower without your contacts.
Krista835 5
hmm sounds like quite a problem, a painful one at that.. Get it checked if you don't find another solution .-.
looraa_fml 0
I'm pretty sure you would get burnt by the water long before it melted your contact lens... still, it sounds painful. hope you're ok, OP
hahha69 6
that's why they say not to shower with contacts in...
buffblondie 14
OP may be new to contacts.
rubieeees123 0
You're not even suppose to wear contacts in the shower.