Health, Accident, Painful and Bikes: Shite day - FML

Shite day

By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 13:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML

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Yudith 25

Monday 26 June 2023 18:56

Was there a pretty girl around when you started to slow down, then biked into a light pole?

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Yudith 25

Monday 26 June 2023 18:56

Was there a pretty girl around when you started to slow down, then biked into a light pole?

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