Today, I was screamed at and called a "gross bitch" in front of my entire school for wearing deodorant when it’s less than 50 degrees outside. As if I could help the fact that I need deodorant year round… FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told to kill myself. Why? Because I DARED to put on deodorant when it’s cold outside. Apparently, you’re only supposed to need it when it’s hot. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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MidnaLink 35
What's "gross" about that? I'd rather wear deodorant than be stinky in public. Good on you.
d j mom 9
call that person a gross idiot. I don't know anyone that doesn't use deodorant year round. it's nasty not to.
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Comments (6)
Thaylok 17
Keep taking care of yourself. I k ow you hear this a lot from us old farts, but the sooner you get the idgaf attitude to what those kids who you will never see again after graduation... the better. I know it's difficult now, but in a few years, you will see that what they think says more about them than what it says about you. stay classy and good foe you for loving yourself enough to take care of yourself.
MidnaLink 35
What's "gross" about that? I'd rather wear deodorant than be stinky in public. Good on you.
d j mom 9
call that person a gross idiot. I don't know anyone that doesn't use deodorant year round. it's nasty not to.
cpguru24 18
This FML does not make sense. Unless you still smelled? (I still would not say anything). I never smell. And I use deodorant all year long. Very rare occasions do I not wear any. I cannot fathom any scenario where someone would be having a conversation about deodorant, let alone make fun of someone for using any?
Crowned Sataness 12
you're supposed to wear deoderant all year long. what the hell is wrong with your school?
Lost Reggie 22
Those people are gross, and stupid.