Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
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fallsupstairs 6
Why didn't she go through the trash herself?
kickazz16 15
Shit happens, but hey you were kind enough to do it, so thanks for being a great person :)
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Comments (151)
thir13enthour 0
1: Karma will repay you 2: hopefully she has a smoking hot single sister named Karma.
eff5 0
Did you atleast wear gloves?
Feedmyaddiction5 14
I would have gave her gloves and told her she is more than welcome to get it herself.
LilyZombie 8
Most people have to dig out their own accidentally dumped rings, retainers, phones, etc. YDI for not letting her learn her own stupid lesion.
muhilrashid 4
Fun
hoonyer 17
Why would you agree to do that??!!? It was her own dumb mistake, even if she was hot it was a WEDDING ring
sulitak 27
so you should only help hot single women? you realize that helping them doesn't entitle you to anything right? and that some taken women (and men for that matter) cheat...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How in the world did she manage to drop it in the garbage can? I'd say that's why most people don't wear their rings to work, but it sounds like she was a clumsy customer. And thanks to that "customer is always right" crap, you had no choice but to dig it out for the idiot, or risk getting in trouble or fired. Sorry OP.
Th3MelThatFell 2
That doesn't sound very pleasant, but at least you found it for her. I'm sure that she probably was terrified that she wouldn't be able to find it and you likely made her day significantly better by that small, albeit mandatory action.
patacus 14
happened to me one time only it was with car keys. then when i got the bottom of the bag they realized they actually had their keys the whole time
Chris9154 6
That was nice of u.