Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I went dumpster diving with my partner, looking for random things, and my phone fell into the dumpster. My partner went in there to look for it and couldn't find it, so now I'm phoneless and my phone is somewhere in the dumpster mixed into the trash. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
"Trash first, rational locations later."
DontClickOnMe 28
You should have called it from another phone and see if you could hear it ring!
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Comments (80)
bigtaytay 13
Good job
n_epic_fail 14
Your first thought was to empty out your garbage... Not just call your phone?
IphonFML 6
39 not just that, but why would OP think he'd thrown it in the trash?
21jason 9
Darn! Always the place you least expect
graham11 14
I always keep my phone in the sink.. I like the electrocution effect.
21jason 9
I prefer the bathtub
graham11 14
Wow that's shocking!
l4d98 2
Look at your picture and say your original comment.... I chuckled
nava1210 12
82 - I didn't.
DontClickOnMe 28
You should have called it from another phone and see if you could hear it ring!
YourAFailmod 4
Did you try calling it first?
jillianmathers12 13
She would have not looked in the trash if she did!
choshaki 8
Ydi for not having common sense and calling it before looking through the whole trash bag. Smh
docscientist 10
Who said op didn't try calling or knew it was on silent? I usually have my phone on silent.
eeppiicc 8
Hate it when that happens
Epsilonyx 15
"Trash first, rational locations later."
AlaskanEskimo34 0
ginkgo biloba works miracles, use it.
Epsilonyx 15
What?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
google.... use that too
Epsilonyx 15
I am quite aware of what you were referring to, but feel free to make your comment at least slightly related to mine instead of making yourself look like a failed smartass. Thanks for playing.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Touché. i didn't even mean to put my first comment there, but i'll be more aware of where i put them, no harm done. i'm not trying to "play a game" i'm just posting a comment. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Epsilonyx 15
Lol. I assumed you had accidentally replied in the first place, but your second comment made me think different. Apologies for the anger.
sugarandspice33 0
I get you... My phone is my baby!!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
So who's the daddy?
sugarandspice33 0
My computer totally
thisisafunnyname 12
I guess your computer didn't use the proper protection program when uploading his hardware
derpster 7
nerd-sex lingo? in that case.. may i see your floppy disc?
graham11 14
50- I love sliding my USB drive into the computer port ;)
flockz 20
that sneaky sink, always trying to snatch phones.
desireev 18
It could be worse.. Sometimes I'll be talking to my mother on the phone. I'll tell her "I just can't find my phone anywhere!!!" The whole time, it's in my hand... And I am talking on it... That's sad.. Ain't it?? Lol
theunwiseone 4
YEP ;-P
VampObsessed 16
Lol! I do that all the time too. Thus why people call me a blonde. :)