Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
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fallsupstairs 6
Why didn't she go through the trash herself?
kickazz16 15
Shit happens, but hey you were kind enough to do it, so thanks for being a great person :)
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Comments (151)
gleniatorixx 5
Irresponsible *****...
kristengray 4
Omg im so sorry! That really does suck!
Gymnast317 4
Did she at least tip you?
optwigga04 0
lol that's what u get for working at a fast food place. if I were you I would have found it.... kept her ring and sold that Shit to replace my own embarrassment
queenb1621 21
I would have said to her that sounds like a personal problem to me..
sj100511 0
Today, I lost my wedding ring in a garbage can and a woman gave me a hard time finding it. FML
sic_fml 6
The FML is that OP had to search through the garbage can as opposed to the person who lost said wedding ring.
Trebie 6
Sounds to me like OP's boss didn't give him/her the option of not looking for it. He and Derpy McDropsyring probably were just standing there awkwardly watching. What I want to know is, did your boss make you keep working, or did you get to at least change your clothes? I'm sorta guessing s/he made you stay... If both my assumptions are correct, that is unacceptable. I would demand an hour off to go shower and change my uniform, and I'd return with my two-weeks notice. That job sounds like shit, you deserve much better.
twinmomnak 2
It was your chance to bless someone... Think of how happy she was when you found it!!!
charlotte100 2
I would've handed her the garbage bag and said it's all your's!!!
YoshiXclusive 0
I would of just kept it but being helpful is always the best