Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
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fallsupstairs 6
Why didn't she go through the trash herself?
kickazz16 15
Shit happens, but hey you were kind enough to do it, so thanks for being a great person :)
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Comments (151)
Epic_Fail911 15
so when u found that ring, did u propose to her?
talkitivgirl 1
At least u got it for her good on ya mate ;))
e_m110709 3
My uncle had to do that to to find someone's gold grills because they left them on their plate and then called crying hysterically.
kareltje 17
Rejoice in the small pleasures in life where you can help your fellow human being. A small step for OP, a huuuge thing for the ring bearer... (read sarcasm where you feel appropriate).
NEEPLES 7
Eat any food?
natedogg2402 2
Did u find it? If so did u tell her u dd?
esme3101 0
FIRSTTTT!!! **** you all!!!!!!
ruthchun92 2
lol how is she being a bitch. chillll dude.
jessesgirl14 16
She dropped it- she should have been doing the looking
creedaddict 9
No way in hell was I going in the garbage I would rather quit it's not my fault it fell in there