Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I bought my wife chocolates and a rose. When she got home, I told her I had a surprise but then I couldn’t find the chocolates or the rose anywhere in this frigging house, they were just gone. I had to pretend the surprise was going out for dinner but still, where the fuck did the rose go? FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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RichardPencil 32
We all think you hid it there! You can't gaslight us like you're gaslighting your poor wife!
Chazzster 32
It’s odd that wife took off her ring and left it in the refrigerator. Some people (myself included) are just not so good at keeping track of their stuff. And occasionally my wife will accuse me of odd things. My wife has a neurological condition that impacts her short term memory - She had a stroke in in her 20’s and it affected her with this problem. Does your wife have a memory problem? If she does and it impacts your lives she should see a neurologist. Some conditions can be improved, others you have to live with and find workarounds. My wife is very careful to make notes about things like appointments and things like that - It’s part of her accommodations to her condition. Another oddity is that when she doesn’t remember things it’s as if it never happened - She seems to have no doubts, whereas I normally know if I don’t know something. But we have been together nearly 20 years. Neither of us is perfect but we are good for each other. I hope that this is just a minor issue for you.
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RichardPencil 32
We all think you hid it there! You can't gaslight us like you're gaslighting your poor wife!
Chazzster 32
It’s odd that wife took off her ring and left it in the refrigerator. Some people (myself included) are just not so good at keeping track of their stuff. And occasionally my wife will accuse me of odd things. My wife has a neurological condition that impacts her short term memory - She had a stroke in in her 20’s and it affected her with this problem. Does your wife have a memory problem? If she does and it impacts your lives she should see a neurologist. Some conditions can be improved, others you have to live with and find workarounds. My wife is very careful to make notes about things like appointments and things like that - It’s part of her accommodations to her condition. Another oddity is that when she doesn’t remember things it’s as if it never happened - She seems to have no doubts, whereas I normally know if I don’t know something. But we have been together nearly 20 years. Neither of us is perfect but we are good for each other. I hope that this is just a minor issue for you.
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Didn't you, though?