Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I asked the restaurant manager if he could arrange to deliver an engagement ring to me and my girlfriend with our desserts. Desserts came, no ring. That guy wasn’t the manager, just a guy in a suit who legged it with my ring. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, the waiter took the cake with the engagement ring to another table. By the time he'd figured out his mistake, the other couple had left, with the ring. I demanded the security footage, and the couple didn’t just get up and go, they full on snuck out, making sure no one saw them. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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Welshite 40
Or she swallowed it. Just wait a day or so to make sure. Toilet proposals are cute too.
little_star78 13
What makes someone think they can get away with something like that? The restaurant she works for would obviously have all her info, it wouldn't be that hard for the police to track her down. Sorry op :( hope you get the ring back or at least had it insured.
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Welshite 40
Or she swallowed it. Just wait a day or so to make sure. Toilet proposals are cute too.
Welshite 40
She could start her own business and call it Butt Baubles. This is how millionaires are made.
trellz17 19
Your comment made me laugh so hard!
brivielle 15
Baby, pls do u mind going through your poop for the next 3days??? And if you find a ring willl u please marry me? Love u. Gotta go
ArianaLuvU 14
Lol!!!!
Anata_fml 10
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You would need to buy a new ring for sure!
warsun 27
No shit
TM24D 15
Actually, if she ate the ring, yes shit.
birdeye1524 12
If she swallowed the ring, It can be like that episode of two and a half men!
calliet145 14
Nowhere in this FML does it say the dessert was ice cream...if it were a brownie or cake, she could very well have swallowed it without noticing.
R3TROxLOV3 32
I feel like you'd still notice with cake or brownies though. I mean, unless you swallow it without chewing, but even then, wouldn't you notice something hard sliding down your throat?
soulreaper12296 28
Don't you chew cakes or brownies before swallowing it though? Pretty sure that's how you choke.
RedPillSucks 33
What if it was one of those walnut brownies?
Kyle1dc 17
I can see the proposal story now... Mom: How did he propose? Spouse: Oh you know, with a nice romantic bottle of laxatives...
katebond 16
maybe the waitress wants to marry you now ;)
OysterPearls 33
What a great story to tell at family gatherings! "We met at a restaurant when she stole the extremely expensive ring intended for my girlfriend at the time. It was love at first lawsuit."
kickass1954 14
Boo
DARKDAY07 16
Wow man sorry hopefully she just swallowed it and if not then call the reastaurants managment.
little_star78 13
What makes someone think they can get away with something like that? The restaurant she works for would obviously have all her info, it wouldn't be that hard for the police to track her down. Sorry op :( hope you get the ring back or at least had it insured.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Yeah but can he prove it though if there weren't any cameras? If the police do not find the ring, it will be OP's word against the waitress's.
Respect101 17
Well most restaurants have cameras. So let's hope this falls under most restaurants.
soulreaper12296 28
Well considering he told her about the ring, put the ring into desert (whatever it was), and then the waitress was the last person to touch it before his girlfriend ate it and the ring was gone.....I'm pretty sure that is proof enough she took it.
kpetrovski 24
Not necessarily... For all we know she DID put it in the dessert; but delivered it to a different table. Sometimes the most obvious answer isn't always what happened.
mrbear235 6
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Or she ate it and your ring got stuck in her intestine... So you're marrying her intestine now?
Nilorak 24
My eyes are burning.
Horsempeg 25
I want to dislike this post twice.
wellthen7154 12
Hopefully NOTHING is STUCK in anyone's intestines. It's supposed to to through them.
Leprekhaun 14
Through them?! That's also dangerous!
meghan7810 16
So your logic here is, if the ring is in the intestine then he's only marrying her intestine. Remind me how people only marry the finger of the person they're engaged to.
sarah_baby22 15
Tell the manager or the boss of the restaurant about what she did and get it back! But first, make sure you know she did not swallow it.
buckstop1 37
That may take a few days...
soccer8goalie 16
That totally sucks! I hope the waitress gets fired!
Nilorak 24
There's no proof that she took it though.
buckstop1 37
There might be cameras
njgohard 16
Was the ring supposed to be visible when it was being served?
LexiDaBae 17
I'm guessing it was hidden inside of the dessert.