Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML
Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML
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Top comments
MissIconic 8
Call him out on it later, that's disrespectful :/
the_anti_hipster 7
Ouch. Look on the bright side...you can say no and be rid of him. His wife, on the other hand...not so lucky.
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Comments (117)
Whistlee 8
Wow. What a great dad.
wellthatsukx 0
You should tell the wife.
MisterEx 28
Strangle him with the cord they cut after delivering the baby. "English is my third language"
sheethapins 13
Sorry that happened OP. Just do your job and ignore the guys who act like that, especially under circumstances, not worth losing your job. As always you naturally might fall victim to moral conflict, but as her nurse it is a conflict of interest. She just had her baby, she needs to enjoy that day. Just know that one day she will find out, can't be the first time and it likely won't be the last.
kool_girl_123 9
That dude is a jerk
mskimbelinapham 5
Smh I don't like him. :(
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's shameless! However this should be the wife's FML.
akmissey 3
Exactly what I was thinking.. Poor wife :(
onorexveritas 24
she wont be ready for him for another few weeks is all
pop7467 7
Whatever you do don't go with him or you will end up like his poor wife!
alovej1025 3
Damn that's suck I feel really bad for his wife you should tell