Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FriendZone
Abington, United States
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
DefiantBaka
Stony Plain, Canada
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Jane. R
Hit and miss
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
hannaholic
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
First and last
Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
Mel
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Smooth sailing
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Lori
Littleton, United States
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Anonymous
Martinsburg, United States
Unlucky in love
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Alright! So, how did it go?
Akitakat 31
It’s the thought that counts...
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Zekfen 17
Beggars can’t be choosers!
weaboo 12
Well OP didn’t say they’re a beggar. Also sometimes being the side chick is worse than being single, especially when the wife finds out
RichardPencil 32
Alright! So, how did it go?
Nikki K 10
doesn't matter..asked out. hahaha just kidding...he's a pig.
sweetbliss3 37
that's shady. I could see if he was separated, getting divorced, not living with the wife etc. or he could have wanted you to join in with him and the wife?
Akitakat 31
It’s the thought that counts...
xxWTFxx1981 23
Beggars can't be choosers....
smc3106 25
Are you really in any position to be shooing away men? 😂
kaymyname 7
I made an account just so I could comment, since I am the OP. The aforemention married man was very upfront with me and told me that he and his wife decided to split up. But did mention it was only a few weeks prior to meeting me that they made this decision. They have not even begun the divorce process and they still live together. Not to mention the the married man and I have mutual friends and I was informed he cheated on his wife often. So, red flags all over the place. I rather stay single lol.
MA_medQ 7
Sounds like a good choice to stay away from this guy for multiple reasons. However, if you don’t like being single why don’t you stop waiting for others to take action and start asking people out on dates? If you do it with the mindset that even if they say no, it’s still a victory because you were brave enough to ask then suddenly you don’t have anything to lose. It completely changed my dating life when i started looking at it like that. However, if you’re happy being single then I apologise for the unwanted advice and will just stick to wishing you happy holidays.
Rabite 28
I would say take the compliment and use it to ask other people out. But coming from a sleazebag like this it's really not a compliment (but also not an insult).