Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML
Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML
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Top comments
MissIconic 8
Call him out on it later, that's disrespectful :/
the_anti_hipster 7
Ouch. Look on the bright side...you can say no and be rid of him. His wife, on the other hand...not so lucky.
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Comments (117)
outoftown 27
#21, Or, by now, the baby. Poor mom, poor baby, poor OP.
ya_momma 4
More like eff his wife's life.
X_Codes 11
Nobody caught the reference? Kudos to the OP for that.
mrsmaglietta 6
pig
RogueWarrior869 23
Sounds like that scene from Frasier. And for the name, Animaniacs, anyone?
Jessy713 6
Wow what a jerk.
shaddupta 4
Well, on the bright side, at least you're not the one who had to labor to bring this a$$hole's child into the world. She and this unfortunate infant will certainly face much more adversity than you, with your stable occupation and probably many individuals vying for your attention who are far more worthy. He can, and proably will, go to H-E double hockey sticks, while you can feel good about being the "better person," whether or not you choose to tell her.
maybso 0
the baby needs a new daddy
zuelhater 7
That guy has balls & is F'in stupid!!!
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Poor wife.... Tell her when it's convenient...