Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML
Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML
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Top comments
MissIconic 8
Call him out on it later, that's disrespectful :/
the_anti_hipster 7
Ouch. Look on the bright side...you can say no and be rid of him. His wife, on the other hand...not so lucky.
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Comments (117)
captainObviously 15
Cant fault the man for trying. Haha men will be men. Cheers!!
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
I would've told his wife.
ebonyirony 29
Yes. Every woman who just delivered her child wants this on top of it.
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
At least she'll know who her baby daddy is
noisebox 1
Just go for it until something better comes along...
skyeyez9 25
Probably has 8 different kids with 8 other women.
ObeyStudKing 4
What a ******* dick. I would have kicked him in the balls. I hope you tell his wife he made a pass at you after she has the baby, but please be careful. There's a high chance he could switch things around and mess with your job. Good luck
Haskins54 4
Wtf, his a dick
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : What a jackass. I hope you called him out on how disrespectful that is not only to his WIFE but to his child about to be born.
challan 19
I recently met a man who discussed his loving wife and 8 (yes 8) kids with me. We were having a great conversation, and he seemed so nice, until he asked me if I'd like to try out his oral skills, because he was the ultimate o giver.
183933 6
I feel sorry for his wife and newborn.
charlybrown258 0
Sleeeeezy , men are pigs