Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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Top comments
OhHerrrooo 0
any man who would accept a phone call from their wife is obviously not trying to hide anything- therefore, probably always wears his ring- therefore, YDI for not doing a ring check
Sygonus 0
Meh. I think that often one person considers it "flirting" while the other person is just trying to be sociable. It could be only the OP thought they were "really hitting it off" while the dude just thought he was being friendly.
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Comments (73)
instantfail 0
Aw, I hate when that happens.
Starchild21 3
Wow now that I look at your comment, your screen-name fits perfectly. ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Berkies 0
You suck
lets_be_ian 5
lol
The_Pleb 0
Dayummm.... i also hate it when this happens.... but i always finish :) Suppose this is a FYL to the woman but she didnt deserve it.. Its more of a FML for the guy for having a woman who rings to often but then again... if he gets to finish like me... Ok just ok wheres my i feel ya bro button
Laeffy 19
How often could this possibly happen?
WorkThatButt 2
YO BITCHES I'm FIRST *EYEROLL*
nazooer 11
YO NERD YOU FAIL
liveBabylon 0
Mmmm sounds like fun ;-) Can I join in to??
alex_vik 1
Not an FML. GTFO
perdix 31
Would you have preferred he got the call mid-*******?
lets_be_ian 5
that may have worked out better... I bet cell reception in the janitors closet at your work social event is not existent... she might not have found out until post blow-job which actually would work out better for him I would imagine.
OhHerrrooo 0
any man who would accept a phone call from their wife is obviously not trying to hide anything- therefore, probably always wears his ring- therefore, YDI for not doing a ring check
brfan1337 22
Not every married guy does. My father would take a phone call with my mother and vice versa (They are married). Neither of them wear their wedding rings, nor would they deny that they are married in any way.
Bloodknight 22
Shouldnt you have known he was married since you work together; hell what about a ring? I'm calling BS on this one.
stain33319 0
I hope you gave him a quick blow
voveraite 7
You suck, pun not totally intended. /yeah, my sarcasm radar took its day off today.
drkwlf 0
#9 fail. I don't believe going to a social event with a coworker counts as a date. Just me, though?
CherryKatie 0
such a boring fml, the fmls are getting worse everytime. Not laughable worse- just not funny worse.