Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
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meliesFML 0
its time to walk instead of using buses .
annamei 16
haha that's a good indication that you should lose weight!
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Comments (174)
quraishakrueger 4
lol she was probably afraid of getting stomped for not giving up her seat to a seemingly pregnant lady. xD
toniidubz 0
at least you got to sit down.
ih82bl8 2
at least u got a seat
aerosmith3312 2
YDI for making a sweet old lady get up so that your fat ass could sit for a few minutes
nickg820 6
eewwwwwwww a fat woman.
shelby_sevenfold 0
Well, that does suck for you, but you honestly should have given the sweet lady her seat back.
m0hami01 2
And yet, you still took the seat. Try standing. or walking. or running.
familyguy11 0
ydi for riding the bus
Allyb321 0
omggg...sorry about that...go karate kick the old lady =)
SneakherHead 5
At least you got to sit down, men have no excuse they have to give up their seat even if they have a broken leg. Lol
bruslywrestler 0
lol women want equality if she's not pregnant her ass can stand and be equal to me on a day when there are no seats