Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Because, y'know, everyone loves a little sexual harassment.
elara15 0
That's your cosmic come-uppance for being obnoxious towards good-looking females, who surprisingly don't enjoy the whistles and catcalls from random men in cars. Obviously, YDI.
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munnzx 0
thats for trying to impress somebody. -.-
codyxfail 0
YDI for being a creeper. Try to pick up girls without using your car, ugly.
FMLenV 0
Agreed. YDI for being one of those creepers I have to deal with every other day, they are annoying and scary. =/
ZuRG_fml 7
I don't think it's about trying to pick up girls so much as exert power over them. I have the feeling if whistlers/etc ever got a reaction besides shock and discomfort, they wouldn't know what to do with it. OP, YDI.
fxdxhk90 0
I agree, when you try to impress someone you look like an ass. I can't blame you for whistling at the girls, cause I do it myself. However, I am careful when I do it, and I make sure that there are no cars around for me to hit when I do it.
_pk_ 0
Whistle at them? Loser.
FarSide 23
If you saw two hot chicks on the sidewalk, then either a) you were not driving in Massachusetts, or b) they were another state.
bunnygirl 2
oh I totally agree! never thought of it htat way
bunnygirl 2
HAHAHA burn!
zitromd 0
You're an asshole, just like the OP is a disgusting loser.
gigi_bella 0
Why the hell did you think whistling at them would be sexy?
scarletdragonfly 5
I hate when guys do that. YDI for being an asshole. -_-
mlleangelique 3
Because, y'know, everyone loves a little sexual harassment.
DirtyParkBench 0
LMFAO. *High-five*
Good_old_Grim 8
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Because, y`know, every display of attention or approval is harassment.
ryepdx 0
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=25730250 If we learned anything from the fifties, that's definitely it. :-D
elara15 0
At the very least, it's annoying and NOT flattering, #6.
Good_old_Grim 8
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Yeah unless you happen to consider the guy "cute". Its only ever sexual harassment if you don't like the guy, even if its his first move and you haven't even turned him down yet. If you happen to like the guy then its not harassment even you turn him down playing hard to get and he keeps trying. All guys must automatically know which case it is by reading your mind. *In this post "you" means every stuck up bitch out there who keep complaining about "sexual harassment" even though their real problem is that the guys that they want, do not "harass" them enough.
DirtyParkBench 0
Because, y'know, whistling at two women like they're dogs is such a great way to show them that you approve of their looks.
taoxyeuxmay 4
Good Old Grim, You sound so bitter. I'm getting a vibe that you're one of those creepy guys that does this kind of bullshit and get disappointed when girls don't respond in a positive way. Or maybe you're one of those guys that cannot take a hint when a girl does not want to have anything to do with you because apparently, your incapability of reading minds has handicapped you on scoring bitches.
mannix_fml 0
Ah yes. So suddenly if the guy cat calling me is attractive, I don't care about feeling degraded anymore.
divineinstrument 2
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Good_old_Grim is right though! And don't try and tell me that I'm just bitter because I can't pick up girls- I'm gay thankfully, so I don't have to worry about this. All this sexual harassment stuff that girls keep on going on about is a lot of crap. If a hot, desirable guy slaps a girl on the ass or whistles at her, she'll enjoy it (She may pretend not to, which is where the confusion comes). If a not-so-desirable guy does it, she'll dislike it and get his ass fired for sexual harassment. Simple. It's difficult to find actually nice girls who aren't that shallow. Don't deny it. There was an FML on here a few weeks ago where lots of people agreed with the above comment.
Good_old_Grim 8
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#15, I'm actually too shy to try stuff like that. Its just that I've seen too many examples and had to listen to too much bitching about it only to see the same girls suddenly light up when a better specimen pulls the same moves. I'm not the guy in the car who gets the dirty look. I'm the nice/bored guy in the pub who gets to listen to the "guess what asshole i met today" stories in between the "guess what hottie I saw today" stories.
letitbe56 0
#19, are you trolling or just stupid? If ANY man I didn't know slapped me on the ass, I would put him in the hospital, even if he were good-looking. I actually find that being good-looking can make guys think they can do no wrong--which is not the case. Moreover, I find getting whistled at extremely insulting. For one thing, there's only a few short steps between whistling and grabbing his crotch and waggling his tongue at me as I walk by, which is SO gross and disrespectful. The whistling is just as disrespectful, if not quite as gross. It can get threatening very quickly, too. It's easy to ignore whistling, but if you ignore them when they talk to you, they can get angry. This really happened to me: "Hey baby, are you a model or something?" (Ignore.) "Bitch, I just paid you a compliment!" (And don't say I deserved it...I was on my way to work at a daycare and was wearing nothing revealing.) It's always in the back of my mind that someday, the wrong guy could feel insulted when I ignore him, which makes the whistling and the catcalls kind of scary. Seriously, I don't care how cute you are. If you are disrespectful to me, you are NOT going to get a favorable response. Any girl who does like it is just insecure. I'm not saying it's not okay to think the girls you see are attractive. But whistling at them is really not okay. Oh, and in case it's not clear where I stand on this...OP, Y ******* DI.
mlleangelique 3
Look, dear, there are fuckloads of women here confirming that, yes, it is sexual harassment. Are you really trying to tell us we don't know our own minds? It feels degrading, threatening and downright ******* horrible. Are there some women who don't experience it so? Sure. However, the fact that so many do should be enough to make it clear to any man that engaging in this sort of crap makes them, unquestionably and regardless of their physical attractiveness, an arsehole of the highest order.
Good_old_Grim 8
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35# YES!!! A woman actually got what I was saying!!! I think this makes me man of the month at the very least! Many women indeed do not know their own minds and actually do not see the double standards that they apply daily. I bet that more than a few of the ones who claim that these things are unappealing from ANY guy, would actually find them appealing from some and then if they get confronted, explain themselves with something along the lines of "But it was THAT KIND of guy!!!", as if that somehow explains it to be an obvious exception to the word "any". Yeah I know I'm a bloody sexist, but I've seen this sort of bullshit so many times, that it qualifies as statistics.
Eresbel 0
Grim, the exception only proves the rule. But of course, you're a man and you know better than we do, don't you? Women are such fickle things, aren't they? So simple in their lady-minds, but thankfully we have you. If not for men like you, we wouldn't know what was going on, we'd just be confused and probably would cry. Because we're just so stupid.
letitbe56 0
Why do you think you can argue that something isn't sexist if you readily admit to being sexist? People like you baffle me.
Good_old_Grim 8
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I have never said that it isn't sexist. People like you, who don't read what others say before answering, baffle me.
Good_old_Grim 8
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Oh, and #42, exception to a supposed rule does not prove anything. I might as well prove that sky is green, by pointing at it and saying "See! Its blue at the moment! The exception proves the rule!" The rest of your post doesn't even attempt to be an argument, but I'd like to remark, that there is nothing simple about women and their minds. What I've written previously just illustrates one minor aspect of the illogical, yet strangely consistent chaos that many women can be.
12frisbees 0
12, I've had very attractive men sexually harass me -- and it's still not fun. Plus, I get pissed at anyone who tries to hit on me from their car window.
12frisbees 0
letitbe56, THANK YOU for post number 34. This describes exactly how I feel. I've even had a police office cat-call at me from his car, it made me feel horrible and I wish I had called in his car number. And Good_old_Grim, please do not attempt to describe the inner thoughts and emotions of women if you've never been one. Letitbe56 was right, it's downright scary and always makes me feel like dirt.
mike1921 0
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Oh be quiet about sexism, I swear to god everything is called sexist these days -_- . And, do you think just because you wouldn't like an attractive guy whistling at you that there aren't a lot that would?
Tubasaurus 0
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"Oh no he disrespected me! Throw him in jail!" Get off of your high horses. If you think getting whistled at once is harassment then you need a serious reevaluation of you priorities.
bexox 0
Good_old_Grimm- I don't like being groped or whistled at by any guys, no matter what they look like. If some guy in a bar grabs my ass, but he looks like an underwear model, I'd still rip him a new one. It may be oh-so-surprising to you, but I actually like it when guys talk to me like a human being. I also hate when they talk to me like I'm an idiot just because I'm pretty. (P.S. when they do that, I start messing with their heads).
snzizle 0
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i agree with the point ur trying to make, but no one wants to hear you complain about how pretty u are, 153
bexox 0
I'm not "complaining about being pretty". I'm complaining about guys being condescending because they think attractive = dumb.
FarSide 23
So what is the purpose of dressing like a Saturday night ***** if you do not want to attract attention???
Ana_Aryani 0
I agreed with what you were saying until you said "bitches".......
12frisbees 0
FarSide, I'm hoping that's a joke.
Link5794 18
2 Somehow, I read that in Ray William Johnson's voice.
Alikia96 20
You totally get me
nanner6206 24
I'm not one of the pretty girls, but these things have even happened to me a couple of times. It is not flattering. A smile and introduction will get you far.
elara15 0
That's your cosmic come-uppance for being obnoxious towards good-looking females, who surprisingly don't enjoy the whistles and catcalls from random men in cars. Obviously, YDI.
Ligerie 0
This happened to me twice in one week, I don't understand what they think they whistling or waving is going to do for them. Has anyone ever met their soul mate through sexual harassment?
mike1921 0
..................maaaaaybe.....
lottofee 0
you totally deserved it.
taoxyeuxmay 4
Why do guys do this? it is creepy and not cool at all. So stop. YDI btw.
_Noon_ 0
YDI for whistling at "two hot girls". Just look with your eyes man, no need to whistle.
kellbelle26 0
YDI for being a douche bag.
tama_tee 0
agreed
McLaughlane 0
YDI. You're a douche bag, a lot of girls are REALLY put off by that, myself included. And what's worse, you weren't paying attention to the road.
GelatinFemur 0
This is basically what I was thinking, except, to me, the whistling was pretty much whatever. A guy that whistled at my friends and me from his car just got a bunch of laughter from us. To me, it's not enough to get mad about. It's just kinda funny that he'd be compelled do that, and hey, we look good, but we know we're intelligent. That's enough for us. No one can objectify me without my allowing myself to accept it. Mostly, I think he deserved it because there could've been something else at that red light. Kids crossing the road, maybe? He should be thanking his lucky stars that ALL he had to do was pay for car damage, and not bear the weight of a pedestrian's death just because he wanted to whistle at some hot chicks.
Pastor_Rich 0
ydi... enough said
flic_fml 0
******* loser. It wouldn’t matter how hot you are. All people deserve respect- even if you were the sexiest man alive, most girls would be pretty insulted that you whistled at them like they were a dog and tried to impress them with your car, rather than respecting them and introducing yourself the way NORMAL people do, along with a compliment or two. Women shouldn’t have to put up with that shit from wankers like you. YDI big time.