Lauren
Australia
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chubs
Norway
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
andy
United States
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Anonymous
He is worried
Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
JCC
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Be warned
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
parentof5
United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Bill
United States
Nice of her
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
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sarahmah214 0
aww
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.
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skyttlz 32
lol just say people gain weight in different places
FFML314 0
...say the darnedest things ;)
FFML_314 12
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Please welcome, the biggest stalker on FML. Yes, she has decided to "duplicate" my profile in hopes of "ruining my life" There is apparently a mass message going around that is life ruining. Yes, she is an idiot and doesn't realize our profiles, username and vocabulary are vastly different. CARRY ON.
5t3ff1k4h 47
*Is speechless because of what the world has come to*
hibarbie 0
LOL really?... people have no life. how sad. "Today, I got on FML and decided to stalk and duplicate someones complete FML account because I have no hobbies or friends. FML"
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Imitation is the highest form... Nobody can really imitate me convincingly here. At least, not without getting rid of her own offline life too. There's one plus to being a hermit, I guess. :)
FFML_314 12
It's obvious. Janey, what can I do? Everyone just loves me this much. She's claiming to be Toxi and is threatening to send out a "mass" message to "ruin my life" on the internet...forever!!! Be afraid, be very afraid.
Graawr 7
This is so sad. She's making herself look like a loser. :<
FFML314 0
104- do you enjoy rice?
FFML_314 12
Poor baby. Can't even message me back. :P
yeeder1 0
hahaha bummer
Allaineyyy 0
Lose some weight! Then they'll look bigger.
hibarbie 0
awww the innocence of children, at least you can count on them to keep it real. but FYL nonetheless.
FFML314 0
aww so cute. sike!
5t3ff1k4h 47
This is neither a 'psych'* moment, nor something Anna would say.
fable_fayebee 0
kids can say the best things. maybe you should get the fat transfered to your boobs? hmmmmm
flamesfan4life 0
she has a point
bbyychula710 0
lol in El Salvador they have a sayinq "drunk people & kids always say the truth" aww sorry OP!!
StrickenAza34 4
hmmm, how does that happen OP? not enough excercise?