Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML
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slytheryn 14
I hope you realize that this is serious issue and needs to be addressed. Please let someone know and reveal the identity of your bullies. Bullying is NEVER okay. No matter what!
Shawnie Gallant 24
You have to tell. That’s assault right there, go to the police if the school refuses to help. Most schools don’t do anything.
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Comments (30)
RichardPencil 32
If you get bullied every day, why wasn’t your costume something like Knife Man or Serial Killer? Halloween is the one day a year where brandishing deadly weapons is not only legal, it’s fun!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I thought it was the one day a year where a girl can dress like a total **** and no other girl could say anything about it.
slytheryn 14
I hope you realize that this is serious issue and needs to be addressed. Please let someone know and reveal the identity of your bullies. Bullying is NEVER okay. No matter what!
John Nemeth 14
I swear man there will always be some group of assholes in this world. I’d say go kick the shit out of them, but the right thing to do is to report them and you should, or at least talk to someone your close to about it.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Hey, I was bullied throughout public schooling so I understand the impact... Be strong my friend and know others out there have gone through the same thing.
Shawnie Gallant 24
You have to tell. That’s assault right there, go to the police if the school refuses to help. Most schools don’t do anything.
PickleBickel 4
You should probably get something really damaging, like a metal rod with barbed wire bound to it, just a thought. Start working on your muscles too, no offense but I’m guessing your somewhat small given that you’re being physically bullied. That’s just for the long game tho, in the mean time practice fighting back, draw some blood, man.
Thomas333 3
l was a big kid, most of my bullies were small and skinny
PickleBickel 4
Yo I got bullied as a kid and the only thing I wish I did was fight back dirtier, bullies are *****, they don’t deserve much in the way of rules of engagement or Geneva convention so go ahead and has them if you can.
Thomas333 3
I can take delight in the fact that most of the bullies who picked on me now all have mediocre jobs. I love it when I see one working in a grocery store. lol
Dave_Davington 34
Go over to their houses and take a shit in their mailboxes.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Get the authorities involved, OP, that's really serious assault
TxKitten79 10
That's called assault and it's a crime. Report it!!