Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband bought me some new perfume. It wasn’t really my style but he insisted I try it. Afterward we had some of the best, most vigorous sex of our entire relationship. Later, while visiting his parents, I found the same perfume in his mom’s bathroom. It’s her 'special occasion' scent. FML
Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I sprayed a woman's perfume on a pillow, just so it would be easier for me to pretend I have someone to hug and cuddle with. FML
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
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Top comments
Lizzy500 16
Take a shower, then give the perfume to.his hottest coworker?
CMYKorBust 7
I guess the husband repellent worked.
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Comments (50)
CMYKorBust 7
I guess the husband repellent worked.
Jonkbaby 23
what do you expect, OP? wash it the hell off
moodyreallyrocks 27
Sad but true!!
ezrocks4u 29
Maybe buying that vintage perfume you found on eBay wasn't the best idea? In other news, I heard his mom made her first sale on the Internet, how exciting!
WellScrew 6
2 parts tragedy + 1 part comedy equals hilarity
RavenousRiley 2
It's really not that funny...
Lizzy500 16
Take a shower, then give the perfume to.his hottest coworker?
J352SAURUS 30
I like your thinking.
Nesio213 4
Hi your name must be insecure.
sturschaedel 27
Or: you have your MIL's Christmas present sorted.
TMO2142 25
I love when people are this evil.
Gemfez 17
I like your thinking.
Balphleair 24
Shower
Stigmamma 23
I had the same problem!! Early in our relationship I had to ask my boyfriend to change his deodorant because he smelled like my dad.
MIlkquasy 3
I can totally feel for your husband. My husband bought some kind of cheap gross aftershave and his face then smelled just like my grandmother's bosom! I couldn't get in the mood for days-finally got the smell out of my nose and bought him so good stuff. Bleh.
SnailMail 12
I'd like to know how many times you've smelled your grandmother's bosom?
IorvethTheXolo 8
I get it. I've been in that situation before, but the deodorant smelled like my stepdad. It's a creepy feeling. Don't be too upset with him. Mentally, it's a difficult thing to get around.
writerchic85 26
Would you rather he get horny from being reminded of his mom?