Kinder stranger
Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML
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bombtastic 10
Damn. So much for being nice. Kids these days..
cmtxbe 6
I don't know man. I'd be freaked out too if some random man (who I happened to be eye to dick level to) poked me with something hard...
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bombtastic 10
Damn. So much for being nice. Kids these days..
shyeahh_fml 19
I agree. The term "pedophile" or "pedo" is thrown around way too often.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
damn cutie
abu4u 26
I guess no good deed goes unpunished.
poopsi 19
Hate to say it, but "kids these days" have somewhat of a right to feel scared. The world is screwed up, and although she could have handled that better, better safe than sorry. :/ All you ever hear about is pedophiles, kidnappers and murderers..
fishstick557 14
Hey man you had the right idea and great gesture you did nothing wrong props to you OP it's people like you who keep me hopeful for humanity
bombtastic 10
19, you have a point. but in the rare case where there is a genuine person who doesnt have the mindset of one of those types of people, it does suck.
andyyroxx 20
30- One of them being "gay", right? I'm asking honestly cause I don't know when that started.
clueless05 12
Well kids are told not to take candy from strangers...
Quizzical 8
19, 23 - He should have known better, but the only reason "all you hear about" is the pedophiles and the like is because they're the minority. It's not so rare for people to be well-intentioned, it's just that news doesn't flourish on stories of yet another nice, common person.
kman8599 8
#19 you are right in that all we hear about are kidnappings, murders and rapes but that's because of the media. Statistically there are fewer now than there were fifty years ago.
Sandman366 6
Yup. Maybe OP's plan of comforting could work by tossing the Snickers towards her and walking away like you couldn't care less what she did with it. (Hopefully...)
EvilUndead 9
19, you should stop watching tv. The world isn't a paradise (in fact, it is a pretty crappy place to live in), but it isn't as bad as "popular" news sources would make you think about it.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
-37 I think it's the "don't take candy if its unwrapped, or they say they have it in a white Van/ally/house" rule :D...
fml121785 14
Well, it could be OP fault. How do we know for sure that he took the Snickers out of his pocket? If he didn't, and nudged her with it while it was in pocket, all while pointing and winking at his pocket present, than I could see how he just may be mistaken for a PEDO. :/
Sir_ND_Pity 35
You should have chewed it over with that Snickers bar. Or it it Twix? Hmm... Yeah, be careful whenever you do something like that, OP!
MagicGiraffe 12
"Need a minute? Chew it over with Twix."
Sir_ND_Pity 35
24 - Thank you, much appreciated :-)
Reaper1984 13
"Hungry, Why wait", she should've grabbed the snickers
sonicgreg 12
Need 9 hours? Chew it over with charleston chew.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
dude you still came out ontop for being a caring dude
j_cat187 20
Too bad you won't be able to cum out on anything ever again.
spazz666 18
This isn't teeth. He offered her a snickers bar, not hot sex in the middle of the road. ****. What is WRONG with people these days?!
Bubbelz 25
That's right. Only a Bounty bar means hot, clothes ripping, wild sex in the middle of the road. Everybody knows that!
j_cat187 20
Nope, she busted his balls with her fist.
hryffff 11
Should of said "eat a snickers, your not yourself when your hungry!"
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I guess she thought you were referring to your other snickers bar.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
45- For all we know, it could be fun-sized...
Redoxx_fml 22
"Here eat a snickers." "Why?" "Because you act like a little kid when you're hungry. Better?" *balls punch* "Pedophile!"
BadApple88 29
cant be nice to no one these days smh
RoseBlack123 37
Even if she thought you were too nice, she had no right to punch you when all you did was offer her candy. She should've just declined it politely
MuseFan1991 14
if some stranger offered me a snickers bar in the middle of the street by nudging me and not saying anything, i'd find it weird as well. a simple 'are you all right?' would have been much less creepy
ctdawes 3
anyone*
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
Well at least her parents taught her well. We now know that little girl can't be lured away with candy bars as do some children nowadays. Sorry OP I do feel bad for you. Hope your snickers bar feels better soon. :)
Bakarra 22
No good deed goes unpunished...
zandalee 20
Bullshit! If we all believed that we would all be total assholes to each other! Not true! I see people doing good deeds for each other all of the time. What comes around goes around.
notforbirds 9
To be fair, strangers with candy is the #1 danger kids are taught about, and rightly so
bryonyb33 17
At least the kid was being safe even if she did hit you
finnrambo 13
a "no thanks" would've been safer for her...
naturalbadassnba 11
Aww! U were only being a good person. But i guess it did seem a little creepy. Lol next time say "hey u ok? Take this." Or something lol :)
bandofsand 10
Did you get into your white van and drive away?
sailorzoe 14
Agreed. OP is probably hella creeper looking.
woosah 16
It's always a white van.
cmtxbe 6
I don't know man. I'd be freaked out too if some random man (who I happened to be eye to dick level to) poked me with something hard...