Anonymous
Macungie, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
groom
France
Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
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Canada
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Michelle C
United States
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
katiebell
Crossed purposes
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
oops
United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
cAtaLanbLoOd
Perpignan, France
Generous
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
HaliMali
Hastings, United States
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Kev
Canada
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Well he did warn you!
windfuelsfire 10
Troll homeless man strikes again!
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Comments (154)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Well, you gotta hand it to him... it's not like he lied, he was true to his word.
theburninator 1
That's hilarious! The guy should get a medal for cleverness
mylife4real 7
touchee homeless man, touchee.
jwebster 8
No. F HIS life. He probably is in serious need of MENTAL help more than financial and the only help he is finding is on street corners from strangers handing him money and offering zero advice.
carminecris89 13
I don't know what kind of advice is going to help him out or be appreciated on his side.
ITNinja 0
$5 Footlong
KiddNYC1O 22
More like a 6 inch $5.
awebb21 7
You should have just bought him some food because then you know he can't by alcohol with it, but in this case ,evidently he didn't get alcohol........ Unless he poops it out and gets the money O.o
CharresBarkrey 16
I once gave a homeless man some granola bars because he had a sign asking for food. He threw them back at my car and yelled that he wanted money.
yeti37 16
if he asks you over for dinner, don't go!
sammisweets93 12
Don't you know you're suppose to take everything literal now a days?
TrollingStalker 16
This is hilarious
cool_story_bro14 4
Well he didn't lie