Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize saying, "Hey, cutie." Thinking it was the guy I met in a bar during a NYE party, I flirted back. Turns out, it was my grandma learning how to use her new phone. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Pics or it didn't happen
Kacieem 3
At least your gma has a sense of humor!
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Comments (121)
Idonebeenhad 17
Pics or it didn't happen
epicwaffles 7
#1, like a boss
juicystar777 4
you're really silly if you think OP would actually send you the pic. don't you see where this situation got her last time??
The_Troller 14
*whoosh* <-- That was the sound of the joke, as it flew over your head.
evilscorpi 29
idk who i feel more bad for, her or her grandmothers eyes
ClassyCommando 13
40, your comment made me grind my teeth.
shanemaximo 7
At least your grandma didn't decide to send you a pic back with a caption that said, "Dear, this is a real woman's vag."
markrs 0
43- ha. That was actually funny :)
HeartOnSleeves 8
Don't you just love how every one of 40's comments get flagged for being so stupid?
KeyboardWarrior 10
I'm starting to think 40 is trolling us all hardcore. I mean, who could really be that oblivious? To everything?
The_Troller 14
And now people will think I'm talking about #9 in my previous comment
poprocksss73 7
Oh I missed it ): was #40 juicystar777 by any chance?
thisisafunnyname 12
Aww poopie I didn't get to see 40's comment :(
norotors 16
#89 - I think I love you for loving rise against
SwaggerMelon 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Threesome???
tennisrapper1 14
^^^ most overused joke besides the arrow to the knee jokes.
Epictacos18 0
I used to make those kinds of jokes then I took an arrow in the knee...
Nikkisha16 0
I see what you did there.
The_Troller 14
18- that joke sure is a keeper
MissMae93 23
Yikes, you must be one of those creeps into GILFS. Ew.
DRae90 0
Gross
SwaggerMelon 6
Come on guys; I was just trolling around...
GenaALazer 22
I use to like threesomes, but then I took an arrow to the knee..
LightningCactus 12
I used to take arrows to the knee, but then the surgery bills started adding up.
Kacieem 3
At least your gma has a sense of humor!
DJ_YDI 4
At least grandpa didn't find it!
Cassie24x7 0
lol
TuLegit 4
Nice one mate.
woahwoahwow 9
Let's hope it didn't inspire her to send you her own.
amanda_d95 9
"oh, a picture message from gramma. Let's see wha- OH MY GOD!!"
writergirl23 19
If she did, I'm sure we would be reading a longer f m l
poprocksss73 7
I'm picturing Grandma showing all her friends a picture of her wonderful grand daughter despite not wearing any make up
addiizcherry 0
If it was a shot down there, -shudder-, then why would you need to wear makeup?
addiizcherry 0
It is a joke. Gosh people these days.
ohmandapants 17
Oh really? It wasn't very good
ZooMzy 9
It was a sarcastic misconception that OP's ****** shot was actually her face. Seriously people, if you are going to make fun of someone for not getting the joke, explain it in your ridicule. Otherwise, you seem just as ignorant but sound like an asshole at the same time.
KiddNYC1O 22
Clearly, #5 is underage.
kei1108 13
90 - I totally agree with you. It's not helpful to leave someone in the dark. Even if the light switch is right in front of them... Ooh; I made a metaphor! ;)
chevy44448888 1
micahsmommy 13
Let's hope she didn't have her glasses on and actually did mistake that picture for your face.
Marcelb 17
Or she was just indirectly saying OP is a c*nt for giving her a phone with that picture still on it. xD
slick5880 22
This must be that duck face the kids are doing these days.
darien987 1
Why wouldn't you have gone through your pictures & deleted everything...
xStaciexLynnx 15
It says she thought she did...
SassieCat6 16
If she had those kinds of pictures on there she should have double checked everything.
darien987 1
I read this wrong :[ oops...
Madcatstolper 1
lets see the pic. im a big fan of that stuff.
MissMae93 23
My creeper alert just went off.
KimmieKat 0
Pucker up for grandma...
tennisrapper1 14
In my personal opinion, I dont think taking nude pics is a smart idea. Who knows who's hands it could land into.
curtocreep 1
Hunter Moore's
mckinneymacy 2
Grandma's.
downtime 13
It depends if you give a damn...in this case, I'd agree, but plenty of other people wouldn't be too fussed who saw them or how.